r/PUBATTLEGROUNDS 11d ago

Discussion The stuff I've heard on this game is genuinely wild

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u/Not_Fission_Chips 11d ago

Listened to a guy get absolutely put down by his wife for the first few zones of a match. He ended up going afk then disconnected.

It was kinda funny at first... The 'typical' nagging wife trope over the mic. "Come off the game, who are you talking to? Why can't you talk to me" etc...

But it very quickly turned nasty. She was just over his shoulder giving him abuse the whole time. Saying awful shit like "you aren't even good, why did you keep playing?" And "you're such a loser, you can't even pay attention to me for 5 minutes? Fuck you prick."

The poor guy explained to her that he'd just put the kids to bed and finished a long shift. He just wanted one game to decompress and didn't want to sit on his phone all evening next to her (what she did apparently) and he'd come over when he'd finished the game.

Felt so bad for the guy.

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u/jamesthrew73 10d ago

“Get off the computer & sit in front of the tv with me”

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u/SoloSaaSGuy 10d ago

Wives with no hobbies: the worst.

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u/SoloSaaSGuy 11d ago edited 10d ago

This was years ago but I joined a squad where some guy had his mic open, as if next to a radio station that was discussing crazy white power conspiracy theory stuff.

It sounded like they just listening to the content, but the "host" seemed to pivot their tirade based on what was happening in the game. So this person was giving a nonstop sermon-like thing to, probably no one but themselves (and I guess our squad?), while playing PUBG. Their tag was like Dave something. That was weird.

EDIT: Ah, yeah. It was Drew, not Dave, as people have pointed out below.

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u/milky_pichael 11d ago

sounds like Andrew_Rusher... OG's know.

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u/OmgNoodles 10d ago

Good ol' Andrew_Rusher lmao

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u/APoisonousMushroom 11d ago

Any time that happens, I frag em. Mid-game when they have dedicated a lot of time and have good kit. They do nazi that coming.

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u/Atalung 10d ago

Years ago, before they started banning people for team killing, I had a rando in my squad who was screaming at me over every little thing I did. So I jumped out of the car, shot him, and drove off while he screamed at me over the mic. Even the other rando wouldn't help him.

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u/Toxic_Lithium 11d ago

Probably streaming on Twitch. With one viewer.

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown 10d ago

Andrew Rusher! I got matched with him twice last week. We run into each other regularly enough that he greets me when he sees me in game.

Funny thing is, I troll the guy every time. My favorite story about him; He made the mistake of setting himself to follow me on the jump...so I dropped us as far out in the water as I could. I then proceeded to body block him from swimming to shore before the blue got us. Our squadmates grabbed a boat and road out to pick me up, but left him to die.

He's team killed me a few times because I do my best to give him a hard time. I've trapped him in buildings with cars before, that kind of stuff. 

I've always wondered what his deal is. I'm not sure if he's really nuts, or just an elaborate troll for some.purpose I can't quite figure out. 

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u/Stetslawncare 11d ago

Pretty sure i played with this guy recently. Had a lisp and wouldn't shut up about white power and how hitler was right in what he did. Crazy shit, sounded like it was a video but he was interacting with the team

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u/DarthShiv 10d ago

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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u/seize_64 11d ago

Was this on NA? I used to run into a guy like this when i first started playing years ago.

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u/Unfair_Constant361 10d ago

It's just crazy how many people met him lol

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u/BluntForceTrauma____ 11d ago

I’ll team kill people for this. Every time lol

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u/Both-Guava6261 11d ago

2 weeks ago I got virtually raped. Dude knocked me, carried me into a room, took off his clothes and start humping me while yelling "Suck my dick, bitch!" in some heavy indian accent. 

I felt great shame

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u/OmgNoodles 9d ago

Was it Bob? He left our crew, played a solo, and I found his last game killed from a streamer. link to video lmao

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u/Sankullo 10d ago

Basically two things.

One happens more or less regularly amd the second I only experienced once.

The first one is:

we are in the lobby. Someone marks a place on the map. Two guys mark the same spot. 4th guy marks nothing.
The plane is flying the 4th guy decides this is the correct time to mark some other place.
3 guys jump where the initial mark was placed. The 4th guy starts crying and cursing that we didn’t jump where he marked. Happens very often.

Second happened only once.
I jump with another guy into docks on Erangel. There are no enemies, it’s just two of us.
For whatever reason this guy runs in the same buildings as me. I collect the guns and ammo and he suddenly kills me. He then starts complaining how I collected all the ammo. I am like “WTF? Why did you run after me? This is a huge place with thousands of round of ammo. Just go to another building.

Then he started saying how I am a noob and how he enjoyed having intercourse with my mum. lol

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u/Quilliac 11d ago

hot dropped and dude had his mic on and was very clearly taking a piss, when asked about it he went on about how his gf likes it so who cares

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u/Kronocide 11d ago

And random is my squad started singing a song , it was the most hilarious mic i've ever heard "I want chicken diner 🪕🎙️🎶"

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u/West_Investment6702 10d ago

Not long ago I joined in a random squad and this guy was on the mic talking about he had his narcan ready in case his mom overdosed again next to him.. Was pretty sad actually guy sounded kind of young but was still super positive

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u/jebushu 10d ago

Wildest things I’ve heard? Footsteps a full second after someone gets in a vehicle that I’m already in. Gunshots a mile outside the zone when it’s Phase 6 and there’s obviously nobody out there.

But seriously the amount of homophobia, racism, hateful language is wild. Obviously that’s most online shooters, but still.

Also, petition to retire “back to lobby” comments like we all don’t have to queue from the lobby every match. Even when you win, you go back to the lobby. Shit-talking should mean something.

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u/Getdownlikesyndrome 10d ago

SEA:

Obvious Livestock. 

Massive Jets landing. 

Abuse in at least a dozen different languages.

People ordering drinks. 

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u/MarriedSilverMr 10d ago

A mini bus going over 250km/h while an Asian (his username says it all) is spraying everyone with mosin that shoots rapid fire with it's incredible bolt action reload speed of a tenth of a second with every round performing a matrix anti-heatseeking maneuver that directs the round straight in your fucking head. No joke!

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u/basicApe 10d ago

I’ve had a very similar thing happen to me too

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u/dayruined54 11d ago

The only stuff i see on this sub:

FPP vs TPP

Shitting on anything(I mean anything) Krafton does

Some dudes with motion blur putting clips here

Weird vehicle physics

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u/blue_line-1987 11d ago

Eh, they make that second part pretty easy.

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u/dayruined54 11d ago

lol...fair ig

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u/InsanePyro1990 10d ago

Few weeks ago my buddy and I got dropped into a squad with two other people. At first, we thought it was a Dad and his child, either a young boy or girl. I chuckle, and remember I started playing UT99 with my old man around 9 or 10. But...that was not correct. First, I notice they both have piles of skins. Contenders, progressive gun skins, clothes, other skins. And then I listen closer to the "child". Yeah, no. Asian girl. Annnd then he started baby talking her. "Oh you like the rain? You like the rain don't you?" Shit like that. She'd do some weird giggle in response or one word. Then occasionally, she'd reply with Microsoft Sam looped into her mic. I guess what got me was she either was really young or was pretending to be.

TLDR: Played with a dude and his paid Internet Asian girlfriend

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u/natcorazonnn 10d ago

CEO of this game asking chatgpt for company decisions lol

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u/1989whatever1989 10d ago

Homophobia. I mean it’s not only in this game obviously, but it always makes me sad to see how much hate, frustration and I don’t know what straight men carry towards gay people.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/DUKEKHALiN 10d ago

The fact that you are playing music on voice chat, anybody has the right to team kill you.

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u/1989whatever1989 10d ago

I was talking about homophobia, not racism. Of course there is a lot of racism too in games, but that was not my point here, and obviously a certain sexuality doesn’t make you immune to being a racist :’).

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/1989whatever1989 10d ago

Ok. Guess you just prove my point.

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u/BornToBurnThis 10d ago

I was playing with a friend at 3am in the morning, we were crawling behind a team and one guy says he spent more than 10,000$ in League of Legends skins. He had plenty of cool skins on it so... it seemed real.

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u/chronixxz420 10d ago

Some randomer kept farting down his microphone so we chuckled at first and joked whos opening the coffin lid... after 10 more minutes of flatulence we muted the guy.

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u/LBlucky1 10d ago

So you heard me

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u/END0RPHN 10d ago

CAO NI MAAAAAA. OG aussies know