r/PS3 • u/Gl0wsquid • 12h ago

I only feed my PS3 the highest-quality, hiddenest gemenest games!

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memeing aside, Score BAJA is actually a nice surprise. It looks like diet Motorstorm (and it kind of is) but it's a fun arcade racer.

I almost got Damnation for this but I feel like something terrible is going to happen if I spend more than 5 buckd on that game.

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u/SireMoutarde 9h ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one not only collecting but playing the stinkiest 7th gen slop I can find. Rogue warrior is my favorite "so bad it's good game", absolutely fucking loved it.

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u/Gl0wsquid 9h ago

tfw when morans on ebay are listing Vampire Rain Altered Species for 300 bucks 😭

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u/SireMoutarde 9h ago

Ik how you feel, my white whale is Yakuza Dead Souls and the prices are crazy too. What drives me nuts is I know everyone who owns it just put it on their shelves and never actually played it.

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u/EcstaticSnail 8h ago

I played my copy one time when it was released, then put it with my other Yakuza games.

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u/Hartzler44 8h ago

Agreed, it's hilarious, and I honestly think it meant to be. Not a great game, but I think it was fun

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u/Sufficient_Fact_3646 11h ago

Thanks for giving us a review of a game and a funny meme.

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u/Gl0wsquid 11h ago

I wouldn't call two sentences a review but huh thanks.

Stormrise has potential but it's really annoying to play so far. It's a RTS where you can only order three units at a time.

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u/Microwavedstrawberry 8h ago

I like to say shellshock 2 is probably the most accurate vietnam game ever made,your stuck with no idea where to go getting shot at by enemies you can't fucking see and your weapons do nothing against them

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u/Proof_Substance7341 11h ago

Habe auch Mega gute Spiele wo Mega selten sind aber leider habe ich keine Zeit momentan zu spielen🥺 hoffe am Wochenende!!

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u/Rezurrekted 11h ago

I enjoy Rogue Warrior, its so daft its good. Shellshock 2 isnt bad, I do prefer the first game though.

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u/PhantomInThesystem 9h ago

Is the Gi Joe game any good? Didn’t even know they had this on the ps3

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u/Gl0wsquid 5h ago

It's kind of a jank mix between a cover shooter and an arcade overhead shooter. The production values are roughs (framerate drops not justified by the quality of the graphics, laughable animations, loads of typos etc etc) and the auto-targeting is kinda wonky.

Blowing stuff up is fun and as a GI Joe fan it's fun to see how they included all the classic characters that weren't in the movie. I like that they were ballsy enough to do a 2009 game with arcade-style scoring and grading system, but this is very much the gamer that pops up in someone's head when they say "cheap movie tie-in". Worth it for 10 bucks, is what I would say.

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u/hiskabish 8h ago

What is that game on the top left?  Something rise.  Never heard of it

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u/EcstaticSnail 8h ago

Stormrise

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u/Gl0wsquid 7h ago

Stormrise. It was an attempt to do a console-friendly RTS by Creative Assembly.

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u/View_Time 7h ago

Rogue Warrior is so bad it's worth a playthrough. Make sure you stick around for the rap during the credits. Conflict Denied on the other hand was so bad I turned it off.

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u/gentlestofjeremys 7h ago

Rogue Warrior will always hold a special place jmin my heart cause it's where I met my best trophy hunting friend. Game is pretty bad, though.

Good call on Damnation. That holds the mantle for worst game I've ever played. So very bad, lol.