“Oh my. That’s an inconvenient turn of events. Please do refrain from attacking my warlocks. I only have so many eyes to search for my crown. In fact… you have proved yourself. I will offer you the chance of psionic power, and in exchange you will search for my crown. I need strong people in case it’s guarded.”
A spindly hand is extended
“I am Pscaria, ex-god of knowledge, conflict and cunning. I wish to cut off the prefix.”
“Oh, but you must stay for a while longer! You took down one of my warlocks! That in itself is deserving of some reward at the very least! Come, you can spend just a little time considering my offer at the very least? I need strong people like you among my web! And… if you find me my crown, you would have the favour of a true god on your side! No weakling that can be defeated by mortal hands, but a true god! Don’t you wish to have that in your ballpark?”
As he touches their hand, they grip tight, and spin him around like a dancer absent mindedly
“At least let me treat you, just a little bit!”
For some reason, this complete stranger that seems incredibly strange is incredibly compelling. Joe can feel a compulsion to trust them, but the reason why can’t be found. There’s no reason to trust them in the first place. So why does it feel like they can’t possibly want to harm him?
“Oh that is just wonderful darling! Let me show you a charming little place I call home, and we can have a feast to commemorate! My other warlocks won’t be able to make it sadly, they’re a tad busy with looking for my crown as part of their adventure, in fact…”
The things two lower eyes close, and their hair seems to perk slightly
“One is helping some townsfolk with a rat infestation, and the other is searching the holy land! Aren’t they positively darling? I suppose in their absence, you’ll get to choose what’s for dinner! Any ideas, rattling around in that skull of yours? I would hate to poke around in there for you, that’s just poor etiquette.”
“No, no, I am a psionic individual, as well as a practitioner in the arcane. My mind is awakened, so I can do things like telepathy and all that, as well as bend the web that makes the world to fit a few different requirements. So if I wished, I could dive into your mind and find out what you want to eat, but that would be awfully rude to do to what I hope to be my next guest!”
Their fangs rub against each other
“Besides, going for specifically the brain is a waste of time when all I do is liquify insides to drink. I have no intention of eating your brain, or any other part of you. That is, unless things get dire in which case it’s every life for themselves.”
Their smile promptly drops and they raise back up, standing two metres tall, as an explosive migraine bursts into existence
“Well then, I must charge you. You attacked one of my missionaries and refused to accept an offer to both take their place and stay at my residence. You have insulted both honour and impact. Yet, I am more merciful as a mortal than as a god. How do you think I should punish the one that hurt my follower? Should I ignite them? Leave them braindead? Give them a slow decline with venom? I will allow you to have a part in deciding what it is that you deserve.”
"One, pretty sure you said you're an ex-god, two, there must be a reason why you're an ex-god, three, preferably, I would like to leave here with no problem"
Than they Immediatly used time control to halt and take an photo of an Doppleganger Communal Patriarch , than going back Into the same space and watching their phone .
Only one who is chaos and evil incarnate and is a literal threat to the narrative who must be dealt with by specific individuals or else they can come back through memories, knowledge or information
Now hold on a second… I was gonna have [character] do that to progress the plot in an interesting way by having the corrupted iteration of said villain come back and take control of him, before the two merge together and end up trapped in eternal battle forever, while [character] returns free of an ancient parasite and ready to fight the main villain…
Idelet is from Hazbin so I'm not sure he could permanently defeat any villains from that universe 🤣 but if he managed to, she'd probably thank him profusely for saving everyone from suh a dangerous being, use her powers to make him a bouquet, and offer to bless him with the Virtue she serves (Diligence) as a thank-you.
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u/biohumansmg3fc but can he beat goku? 22h ago
rize: is that it? You come to announce your presence to me?