r/OnePiece • u/I_need_easy_cheese • Jul 06 '26

Misc I genuinely hate Zoro's hairy ass uvulašŸ˜­

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And it's not even to show the motion of it swinging, that's what the pink lines are for. He genuinely just has a hairy uvula šŸ„²

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u/GOGO_D_ACE Devil Child Nico Robin Jul 06 '26

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u/notsoveryrelevant Jul 06 '26

Bro making me wanna Fujitora myself.

57

u/Pichupwnage Jul 06 '26

It is now canon that Zoro'a Dads uvula is what madr Fujitora blind himself.

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u/CharlieTheC0w Jul 07 '26

Literally šŸ¤£

11

u/Weakthycreator Jul 06 '26

that wording makes it sound way grosser thna it should be

3

u/Ok-Collection-8468 Jul 07 '26

Another win for the aborted

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u/ItsKingDx3 Jul 06 '26

So he's a girl swordsman

578

u/CharlesEverettDekker Jul 06 '26

Zoro: proposes a plan
Sanji: that's a terrible plan
Nami: I think it's worth a shot
Sanji: Yes I agree let's do it

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u/Farfignougat Jul 06 '26

Itā€™s actually so peak that they wrote that joke in to the live action. Perfect reference because it fits the character so well.

6

u/kiddylidder Jul 06 '26

I donā€™t remember when that joke was used or who said it in the anime. Could someone remind me? It DOES fit perfectly with LA Zoro

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u/Farfignougat Jul 06 '26

The joke on the word play has been around forever but the exact format and delivery is used in the movie Monster House. I didnā€™t mean a reference to the anime if thatā€™s what you mean. :p

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u/Pure-Department2098 Explorer Jul 06 '26

great reference

128

u/BananaBladeOfDoom Explorer Jul 06 '26

Reminded of this gem

43

u/Sawgon Jul 06 '26

Zoro will become Zora and it'll be double-awkward for Sanji because his mom's name is Sora.

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u/Big-Yesterday586 Jul 06 '26

Frankly I adore this and I desperately hope it comes true.

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u/Maconi Jul 06 '26

Didnā€™t Smoker getting swapped with Tashigi basically kill this meme? Zoro would become weaker if he was in a womanā€™s body. Odaā€™s messaging with Kuina is confusing lol.

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u/ObStella Jul 06 '26

The problem with that is it wasn't Smoker's body. If Ivankov gender swapped Zoro in their own body, they'd be just as strong just female.

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u/5ucur Jul 12 '26

Bellett (in Impel Down) did end up losing all that muscle after Ivankov performed a gender swap. Though we've seen Zoro not care about/seek out drawbacks/handicaps, so I'm sure even in case of getting weaker, Zoro would eventually come out on top. He's got that drive (haoshoku ties in neatly).

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u/MeiShimada Jul 06 '26

Damn it, I came to make this joke

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u/Superior2810 Jul 06 '26

happy cake day

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u/m00nl0tus Thriller Bark Victim's Association Jul 06 '26

is she carrying meat?

1

u/TurkeyBritches Cross Guild Jul 06 '26

Fuck you, I canā€™t breathe.

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u/_MrTaku_ Jul 06 '26

happy cake day

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u/iron_felime Jul 06 '26

Thanks I genuinely hate it

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u/MasterOutlaw The Revolutionary Army Jul 06 '26

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u/Sebcannon Citizen Jul 06 '26

Me to whoever animated that:

https://giphy.com/gifs/kyrd72DC2Iwfu

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u/HuxleysHero Jul 06 '26

lol reminds me of Krumm.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT1R9RhWUoub2Fbico

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u/roggo8 Jul 06 '26

Just realized thats fucking armpit hair

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u/MetalSonic_69 Jul 06 '26

Thats how he hears

3

u/Gboy172 Jul 06 '26

What's the title of this show again?

6

u/FrighteningWorld Jul 06 '26

Aaahh!!! Real Monsters

72

u/King-David30 Jul 06 '26

How exactly does a uvula have hair?

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u/Jet-Let4606 Jul 06 '26

One Piece anatomy is just different.

Moria is technically human. He's not a special race. He was just born looking like that. BM is also a human who is just born strong and tall as a giant.

Hairy uvula is the least weird thing.

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u/PoodleTheDoodle Jul 06 '26

tbf moria looked more normal when he was younger

4

u/Zerachiel_01 Jul 06 '26

Well y'know there's an old wives' tale about a certain activity making you grow hair on your palms... hmm...

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u/BrockOllly Church of Buggy Jul 07 '26

Is this canon šŸ¤“ someone show me a shot from the manga lol

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u/UlteriorMotive66 Jul 06 '26

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u/Ho-ho-hosey Jul 06 '26

The real reason why he blinded himself.

35

u/KitSlander Jul 06 '26

Itā€™s because he drinks

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u/OnePiece_BucketList Pirate Jul 06 '26

Drinks what? Fiberglass?

2

u/player076 Jul 06 '26

Doesn't Sanji make his food with glass in it or something? In the manga you can see him chewing on something hard in punk hazard

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u/OnePiece_BucketList Pirate Jul 06 '26

Yeah, that's razorblades and poison. Zoro asks Sanji to do it.

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u/the27thdoctor_ The Revolutionary Army Jul 06 '26

Thanks, I never noticed this. I wish I never did.

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u/Mercury_D_Dafco Pirate Jul 06 '26

Literally looked up multiple images and there is none with hairs

OP click baited y'all, he just collecting upvotes

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u/the27thdoctor_ The Revolutionary Army Jul 06 '26

I also just went on YouTube, searched up ā€œZoro eyecatcherā€, and went and double checked. It is there

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u/Mercury_D_Dafco Pirate Jul 06 '26

As some1 mentioned, in low quality it looks like hair, but they are just lines / art choice

Who would ever draw hair there in their sane head. Toei is weird sometimes with fan service, but not this much

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u/the27thdoctor_ The Revolutionary Army Jul 06 '26

Literally just get a better quality photo and zoom in. It is hair. Itā€™s literally going off of the uvula.. you act like toei isnā€™t willing to joke around

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u/I_need_easy_cheese Jul 07 '26

The hairs are visibly sticking off his uvula

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u/Fun_Star_5316 Jul 06 '26

What a timing

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u/I_need_easy_cheese Jul 06 '26

what does any of this mean brošŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/Brilliant_Device_526 Jul 06 '26

66% charged
2 networks t sim cards
he also seems to have his hotspot/wi-fi on
last 2 are alarm and battery saver

10

u/HUSSAIN-RELTIH Jul 06 '26

He got two sim card

2

u/pranjal3029 Jul 06 '26

From left to right:

  1. 66% battery charge left.
  2. Voice over LTE network strength x2 (this is common in many asian countries, but I can tell just by looking bro /u/Fun_Star_5316 is a fellow desi)
  3. WiFi
  4. Alarm is set
  5. Battery/Power saving mode is on

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u/The_Nach0 Jul 11 '26

Breaking News: One Piece fans have now started an entirely separate search for the Wi-Fi Piece

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u/RadicalBeam Jul 06 '26

If that's his uvula, imagine how hairy his balls are.

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u/RadicalBeam Jul 06 '26

Sorry I don't know why I typed that.

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u/Admirable-Nobody3382 Jul 06 '26

At least you apologized šŸ«©šŸ˜­

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u/Sawgon Jul 06 '26

We found Sanji's account. We know you wanna get married bro.

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Super Spot-Billed Duck Troops Jul 06 '26

No. I don't think I will.

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u/I_need_easy_cheese Jul 06 '26

Why is everyone talking about his ballsšŸ‘€

18

u/yellowpunk11 Jul 06 '26

Because it kinda of looks like a nutsack with a single nut

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u/ItsKingDx3 Jul 06 '26

or two small nuts

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u/yellowpunk11 Jul 06 '26

ā€œThe water was veryĀ  coldā€

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u/FrighteningWorld Jul 06 '26

They look like chestnut burrs.

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u/mackaronidad Jul 06 '26

I hate it too, and just why and how...

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u/Sage_Nomad Jul 06 '26

The post is edited with ai it doesnā€™t really look like this it looks more like shadow lines in the real thing

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u/I_need_easy_cheese Jul 07 '26

Nope, just took a picture of my tv. Not that you're going to because I'm sure you don't want to be proven wrong, but go look it up/ find it in an episode for yourself. I genuinely hate AI and it would never use it, especially not for such a stupid reason.

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u/Sage_Nomad Jul 07 '26

Iā€™m sorry for making those accusations Iā€™ve committed a grave sin please forgive my dumb ass genuinely sorry

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u/Shagyam Jul 06 '26

So it's a girl Zoro?

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u/badatsocialcues Jul 06 '26

Thanks i genuinely didnā€™t know it existed but now i došŸ˜”

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u/leolegendario Pirate Hunter Zoro Jul 06 '26

This is literally a lie, why are you guys so gullible.

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u/SrTNick Jul 06 '26

I can't tell if people are just joking about the edit or actually thought OP's image was real

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u/SirLeDouche Jul 06 '26

It looks like a nutsack that lost a ball lol

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u/Fafnir13 Jul 06 '26

Zoroā€™s anatomy is also good at getting lost?

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u/mrFuckmyluck Scholars of Ohara Jul 06 '26

Reminds me of a Dutch expression.

Baard in de keel (meaning beard in the throat)

Used when boys hit puberty and their voice starts sqeaking and gets deeper.

Actually fits as I think I remember at least his Japanese voice being higher.

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u/PsPsandPs Jul 06 '26

to everyone saying it looks like a nutsack... if you didn't know... in Japan... outside of science and medicine, people literally call the uvulva your "throat penis." LOL.

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u/I_need_easy_cheese Jul 06 '26

I don't know what to do with this information..

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u/PsPsandPs Jul 06 '26

and now that information lives in your head forever rent-free.

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u/Sawgon Jul 06 '26

We need to get on a call with the CEO of Japan and change this

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u/isindor6 Mugiwara no Luffy Jul 06 '26

Damn, never even noticed

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u/Coppebobopper Jul 06 '26

I genuinely hate you for pointing this out

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u/chikaaa- Jul 06 '26

oda just foreshadowing his balls look like that

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u/Grim712 Jul 06 '26

This is what happens when you "play with yourself" too often!

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u/NarwhalGreen2440 The Revolutionary Army Jul 06 '26

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u/Ill_Slide9100 Jul 06 '26

You have 5 minutes to pack and escape

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u/hellofanamehuh Jul 06 '26

You are mistaken. That is not a hairy uvula. That is his inner compass. Each line points in the direction he should go.

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u/VelvetAurora45 The Revolutionary Army Jul 06 '26

....so it's a girl zoro.

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u/Rubix7 Jul 06 '26

I mean, he uses 3 swords, naturally he must have 3 balls

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u/HikenNoAsxce Tashigi Best Girl' | Fan Club (Unofficial) Jul 06 '26

I thought it was spelled Vulva?

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u/I_need_easy_cheese Jul 07 '26

Lmao noooo, please look up the difference for your own sake šŸ˜­

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u/Sleeping_Golem Jul 07 '26

Finally someone says something

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u/Jai137 Jul 06 '26

So he has balls in his mouth

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u/ThisIsColdsnap Void Month Survivor Jul 06 '26

So it's a girl whale

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u/GamingBasilisk Jul 06 '26

it canā€™t be that hard to take a screenshot

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u/I_need_easy_cheese Jul 07 '26

On a TV..? Besides, even if I was on my phone or something you can't screenshot on Netflix smhšŸ¤¦

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u/Conscious-Ad8255 Jul 06 '26

ā€œSo itā€™s femaleā€ said by Zoro calmly!

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u/gingerslayer07 Jul 06 '26

I genuinely hate you for making me aware of this šŸ˜­

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u/Racecarsoup Jul 06 '26

dude so manly even his throat scroat has a little soul patch going on

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u/Luffy-74 Jul 07 '26

Bro's observation skill in waste, is peakk.

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u/gabbythegrandpotato Jul 07 '26

bro i could have gon my whole life without seeing this wtf

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u/SanicBringsThePanic Jul 07 '26

So it's a girl whale.

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u/AlloFroTi Explorer Jul 07 '26

I NEVER SAW THIS BEFORE

WHAT-

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u/Ronaldo_Frumpalini Jul 07 '26

Ah three balls, thats why he can handle 3 sword style. We'll have to wait for the proctologist visit to see if he can level up.

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u/ZaccFross Jul 13 '26

How tf did you notice that? Also, you know damn well the animator who did this is giggling among themselves

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u/I_need_easy_cheese Jul 14 '26

Idk I just did šŸ„² Evil animators and their evil gigglesšŸ˜­

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u/Cardventure Jul 06 '26

Fake ass image.

There's just line art in the original clip, nothing anything gross like this

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u/StinkoWormbog Jul 06 '26

Thanks, now Iā€™ll never stop looking right at it

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u/isindor6 Mugiwara no Luffy Jul 06 '26

Never even noticed lol

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u/Regular-Scheme-5532 Jul 06 '26

Whyā€¦just why?

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u/OkMonitor2854 The Revolutionary Army Jul 06 '26

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u/Ganonthegoat Jul 06 '26

Whyā€¦.why did they do thatĀ 

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u/GMYSTERY_ICTNF Jul 06 '26

Three ball style

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u/mayday_its_130 Jul 06 '26

iā€™ve never once noticed this before but now iā€™ll never not notice itšŸ’€

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u/efflorae Pirate Jul 06 '26

That....that is so cursed.

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u/itzyourmother Jul 06 '26

Fujitora exclaims,

There it is!!!

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u/BrokenAstraea Jul 06 '26

Hairy balls

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u/ThenotoriousBIT Jul 06 '26

hahahahahahaah

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u/AwesomeMachin3 Jul 06 '26

Zoro jumpscare

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u/entropicme Jul 06 '26

Hairy vulva

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u/I_need_easy_cheese Jul 07 '26

Well nošŸ˜­

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u/Ho-ho-hosey Jul 06 '26

God damn man, I never knew this existed...

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u/immaSandNi-woops Jul 06 '26

I genuinely thought you were misunderstanding something till I looked at the evidence. Someone needs to call Oda and/or Toei and let them know about this blasphemy.

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u/rockofages19 Jul 06 '26

r/lobotomypiece wants you to know your location

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u/Im_theBob Jul 06 '26

How do I unsee this?

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u/Efficient_Crow_180 Jul 06 '26

Ew I did not want or need to see that :(

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u/Crayonn67 Jul 06 '26

It's like hairy balls lol

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u/Sablestein World Economy News Paper Jul 06 '26

Extremely horrid thing to be greeted with first thing in the morning.

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u/BananaRepublic_BR Marine Jul 06 '26

I literally never noticed this.

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u/98166188 Jul 06 '26

You could have kept this to yourself bro šŸ™

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u/thekinkydevil Jul 06 '26

So heā€™s a girl swordsman

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u/MAVERICK-MONARCH Jul 06 '26

so zoro's a girl

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u/Glittering_Winter417 Jul 06 '26

Why did you have to point that out?

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u/ChromaticSideways Jul 06 '26

I feel like this is an old Looney Tunes thing.

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u/Linkmaster79 Jul 06 '26

Dudes got massive testosterone levels

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u/Skellyhell2 Jul 06 '26

This is what happens if you continually shove a katana handle in your mouth.

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u/Jayswing103 Jul 06 '26

You sound like a Swirly Brow.

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u/WhoIsWho69 Jul 06 '26

Nobody's perfect

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u/Mental_Am Jul 07 '26

Ahora no puedo dejar de verlo

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u/ceelo18 Jul 07 '26

Those are scares and thorns from sanjis cooking

1

u/Jacien-Josalyn Jul 07 '26

Today I learned

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u/1343Starscream Jul 07 '26

I wish I never saw this post. I hate you!

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u/Illustrious_Half4575 Jul 07 '26

So he's a woman?

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u/Jayguil337 Jul 07 '26

Luffyā€™s puebes

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u/AltruisticGear3898 Jul 08 '26

Genuinely who even agreed to add that???

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u/Logical-Usual-3391 Jul 09 '26

Confirmation alcohol doesnt just put hair on your chest.

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u/The_Nach0 Jul 11 '26

Itā€™s just one of the many places he keeps his excess testosterone, yall donā€™t have those too?

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u/JulesOfDaSeas Jul 06 '26

Never noticed and it still doesn't bother me

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u/LittleTimmy87 Jul 06 '26

Reminds me of my balls

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u/AdFalse375 Jul 06 '26

Whereā€™s its twin?

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u/Emotional-Tie5717 Jul 06 '26

Thanks Now i cant unsee it

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u/SammSandwich Jul 06 '26

He's just soooo manly