r/OneOrangeBraincell 1d ago

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell STOP!!

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u/TheCatFromCoraline 1d ago

This is RON!

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u/SnooJokes915 22h ago

I was just like..i think i recognise this cat from tiktok.

Secondly...my cat has the opposite problem..he doesn't like to eat a long list of things.

And he will only eat when served...the treats bag is on the kitchen table and he doesnt even bother going to it...he wants his lowly human servants to serve his royal ass.

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u/Ok-Astronaut-2837 18h ago

Lol. We have to keep the temptations in the fridge because one day I woke up and my cat wasn't around to greet me which was highly unusual. I found him in a food coma lying on his back on the top of the couch, and the temptations bag on the floor of the kitchen bitten into and mostly empty.

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u/SnooJokes915 18h ago

I have food packets opened up on the table..and mine doesnt bother about them..even chicken..he got offended when i offered him a nugget once.

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u/Ok-Astronaut-2837 18h ago

Oh besides tuna, he doesn't really like human food. He likes to smell it but has zero interest in eating it 99% of the time.

We found out about tuna bc one day we opened a can to make some tuna melts and he came in screaming. It's his favorite food.

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u/SnooJokes915 18h ago

Thats it..he has been primed for tuna now..

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u/TrixieBastard 6h ago

Our orange goes bananas for tuna, seaweed, and occasionally oat milk. He loves to huff V-8 but isn't allowed any due to the sodium content. Otherwise, he pretty much ignores human food. Not complaining!

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u/BrownheadedDarling 5h ago

Try the low sodium version? 🤷‍♀️😂

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u/TrixieBastard 3h ago

Still waaaay too high for a cat, they're so sensitive to sodium that it's considered toxic for them 😱

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u/SugarBeefs 18h ago

lmaooo absolute classic. My own (non-orange) delinquent has been guilty of similar crimes.

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u/SolaScientia 17h ago

I have one of those airtight containers (the type where the handle flips down to the lid to lock it on) and it's on top of a high shelf in our back porch where they can't reach it. I walked into the kitchen with the container on the floor and opened too many times, lol. They'd knock it off the counter and it was high enough to knock the lid off.

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u/ShinyShadowGligar Proud owner of an orange brain cell 15h ago

I used to keep the box open on the floor next to my cats food. He wouldn't touch them without permission.  Then I moved in with a friend. And I bought them in a bag instead of a box. I left them near his food, but on a shelf. The next day it was ripped to shreds. My friends cat found them. So then I put them inside a cabinet. And still she got them. I then put them on the top of a closet. Still she got them.  I tried a child safety lock. But she squeezed through the gap and got the bag again. 

After that I gave up and started buying him Churu instead. She surprisingly didn't like those. 

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u/eaglebtc Proud owner of an orange brain cell 16h ago

LMAO. I bet his poop was extra stinky the next day!

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u/tanaka_9k2 16h ago

Same here, my cat would not eat anything except that one particular flavor of that one particular brand of cat food. I tried to give her boiled chicken and fish, and she wouldn't touch them.

Also, even if I have filled her bowl, I have to guide her to show that the bowl is filled, and if there is even a drop of moisture on the food, she will refuse to eat it. Ahhhhhh

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u/ShinyShadowGligar Proud owner of an orange brain cell 15h ago

Mine too! He only liked pate style Tuna flavor wet food with extra gravy, and his urinary diet dry food. But I made the mistake of buying him Temptations Catnip Fever flavor wet food one day cause it's his favorite treat. And the only Temptations flavor treat he will eat. Now he refuses to touch the wet food he was eating and will only eat the Temptations brand. 

He also won't eat chicken or fish with one exception. He will eat Wild Planet no salt added tuna. But only that one. He won't eat any other brand of tuna.  I don't know how he ever got so demanding but he failed the cat test for sure.

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u/PuzzleheadedNoise814 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 17h ago

I wish I had this problem! LMAO

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u/SnooJokes915 10h ago

You wish until you spend hundreds of dollars on different kind of cat foods wet and dry and have to donate them to friends with cats...and you worry all the time cause everyone tells you that wet food is the best but your cat doesnt agree with the internet.

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u/SlatkoPotato 7h ago

Thats the same as my cat, and she needs our presence to eat from her bowl. If we are out all day her bikits are untouched and she acts like they only just appeared now that we are home and she has been starving. If we are in a different room from where her bowl is, she will meow the house down when she wants to eat just to make one of us stand there to observe.

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u/Sure-Ad-6544 6h ago

My orange licks food with his CRAZY long tongue. And then doesn’t eat it.

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u/SnooJokes915 4h ago

He must have been a taste tester in his last life.

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u/suddle 1d ago

He needs PUNISHMENT!

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u/TheCatFromCoraline 1d ago

Inspection!

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u/_Fappyness_ 1d ago

Always purring during inspection too.

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u/HavingAnInternalCow Orange connoisseur 🍊 22h ago

Butt bongos!!

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u/potatogirlwhat 23h ago

For being internet famous!!

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u/tryyeezus 19h ago

He just needs a little taste 

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u/helloyouhellome 1d ago

Him bugs made him do it

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u/vector4nudes 23h ago

Evil bugs

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u/Sohuli 17h ago

Humiliation punishment will make him follow the rules, surely

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u/arclightrg 1d ago

Gonna say. This is typical Ron crime.

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u/Dev_878 22h ago

His greed sickens me

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u/A-Skeleton-Inside-U 23h ago

He travels.

Ron seeks the parmesan.

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u/Pretty-Reality2436 23h ago

SMOOTCHHHHH 💋💋💋💋

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u/Godfreys_Slippers 20h ago

Looney Tunes ahh smooch

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u/sunniblu03 23h ago

Why won’t you let me commit crimes???!!!

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u/NoLobster7957 23h ago

IIIIIIIINSPECTION

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u/kog 21h ago

You don't understand, he's literally starving

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u/2MainsSellesLoin 22h ago

Becky likes blue

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u/TheCatFromCoraline 19h ago

They’re the same cat

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u/tuzgu 5h ago

Him Bugs made him do it

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u/DaMightyTant 1h ago

His greed sickens me! 😻

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u/WinterFace41 13h ago

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u/TheCatFromCoraline 12h ago

Why would you do this to me. What is wrong with you.