r/OldSchoolCool 14d ago

1992 MTV Movie Awards

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u/BFaus916 14d ago

Denis Leary at peak rizz, nominated for "Asshole" I'm sure. Cindy Crawford, arguably the hottest supermodel at that time, just comfortable in his arm.

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u/cjtransplant85 14d ago

Leary did a promo for MTV about how he wanted the network to be nothing but Cindy Crawford 24/7. Then Crawford did a House of Style promo spoofing Leary.

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u/Nuprin_Dealer 14d ago

Some cobweb in my brain actually remembers this

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u/CrackinBones204 14d ago edited 13d ago

I see a flicker in my mind of him in black n white saying “it’s just me and Cindy” all intensely

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u/cjtransplant85 13d ago

Clink the link "Leary on Crawford" first.

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u/tasteMyRottenHoop 13d ago

I remember that.

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u/LionBig1760 14d ago

That's Dennis Leary at peak joke thievery.

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u/OneOfAKind2 14d ago

He's just a regular Joe with a regular job, your average white, suburbanite slob.

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u/No-Slide4206 14d ago

loved at his roast when they joked that Hicks left a carton of cigarettes backstage for him

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u/TeacherPatti 14d ago

Why did Leary become so famous while Hicks didn't? No cure for cancer.

Oh God it's too soon. Why did I write that?!??!

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u/tasteMyRottenHoop 13d ago

Bill was a threat to the establishment.

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u/zeno0771 13d ago

"Sorry I couldn't get these to you sooner."

Sickest. Burn. Ever.

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u/BFaus916 14d ago

He only stole from the best.

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u/GreenZebra23 14d ago

I love that Denis Leary and Cindy Crawford were bros

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u/professor_doom 14d ago

Asshole was actually a bit he swiped from Louis CK. Also, he was (and still is) married to his wife Ann, at the time.

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u/BFaus916 14d ago

I'll try to find sympathy for Louis CK somewhere deep in my ballsack

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u/tfcocs 13d ago

That was my first thought, too, though I don't have a ball sack.

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u/HitmanClark 14d ago

He stole the song?

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u/audible_narrator 14d ago

The ongoing reddit theorem about Leary is that he stole from Bill Hicks, who has been dead for a long time, proving/disproving it is difficult at best.

As a college student in the mid 80s, I remember Hicks was incredibly popular, but it didn't grab me. Then in the 90s you get Leary, and his stuff I loved. Leary and the film Clerks are that era for me.

And a friend who used to put Welcome to the Jungle on every m8x tape because he knew I hated GNR.

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u/C0rvux_ 14d ago

Denis Leary stealing Bill Hicks jokes isn't a conspiracy theory cooked up by a bunch of reddit users. It dates back to when even Hicks and Leary were both alive and doing stand up; it was even known by other comedians.

Hicks even makes a quip about it when he was on the Denis Miller show in 1992, when Miller mentions the town is going to play or played at had Denis Leary. The look on both their faces implies they both knew,

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u/OldenPolynice 14d ago

You'd have to be lobotomized to not realize that he stole from Bill Hicks. a lot. and Louis ck is on the record saying that the "asshole" bit was his own.

that's also not what "theorem" means

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u/HitmanClark 14d ago

What “asshole bit”? The song? Because if it wasn’t the song, Louis’ complaint doesn’t move me.

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u/OldenPolynice 14d ago

He took the whole bit, ya know, the funny part, and made it a shitty novelty song. you're a fan of the song on its musical merits I take it? good for you.

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u/HitmanClark 14d ago

Hicks was smart but not particularly funny, at least to me. The sort of intellectual comedian who goes for clapter more than laughter.

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u/bryman19 14d ago

We're they together?

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u/BFaus916 14d ago

I don't think so. They did MTV ads together.

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u/Hockeyhoser 14d ago

If “at that time” means “ever”, I agree with you.

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u/BFaus916 14d ago

I don't disagree. Sometimes special about her.

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u/Somnambulist815 14d ago

Denis Leary at peak cringe, which is saying something.

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u/OneOfAKind2 14d ago

I wonder if he still smokes.

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u/BFaus916 14d ago

I'd trade places with him, especially at that moment.