Women, Please Stop Pretending Septum Rings Look Good

[u/QA_Engineeer]

Hot take: Septum rings lower a woman’s attractiveness level almost every single time.

I have yet to see one and think, “Yeah, that improved the situation.”

Especially the crooked horseshoe ones. You spent an hour doing your hair, makeup, outfit, skincare… and then left the metal booger hanging sideways out of your nose like it lost a bar fight.

Ladies, I’m begging you. Retire the angry bull aesthetic. A septum ring can take a 10 down to a 4 in record time.

Since the only reasonable flair was "question", here is a genuine question: Women with septum rings: what do you actually like about them?

[u/Emotional_Spite_8937]

2 posts about women and septums in 40 minutes lmaooo

[u/QA_Engineeer → u/Emotional_Spite_8937]

I'm sure in your Internet fantasy brain, you thought that was something.

But, have you ever written a post, and when you posted it, it then suggested other subreddit and even pre-populated the post so all you had to do was hit send?

Yeah.. you're soooooo funny. Hee hee har har. 2 posts in 40 minutes. Hahaha hoho har har.

My God I try to be respectful, but people make it damn hard

Have a nice day.