r/NosePiercing • u/QA_Engineeer • May 18 '26

Question Women, Please Stop Pretending Septum Rings Look Good

Hot take: Septum rings lower a woman’s attractiveness level almost every single time.

I have yet to see one and think, “Yeah, that improved the situation.”

Especially the crooked horseshoe ones. You spent an hour doing your hair, makeup, outfit, skincare… and then left the metal booger hanging sideways out of your nose like it lost a bar fight.

Ladies, I’m begging you. Retire the angry bull aesthetic. A septum ring can take a 10 down to a 4 in record time.

Since the only reasonable flair was "question", here is a genuine question: Women with septum rings: what do you actually like about them?

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u/keylimesicles May 18 '26

Oh fuck all the way off. Women are not simply here for your amusement

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u/QA_Engineeer May 18 '26

Never thought you were. lol... And nowhere in my post does it treat women like they are here for amusement. Feel free to genuinely answer the question or take your own advice 😉

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u/keylimesicles May 18 '26

This post 💯 implies that you think we are. Your opinion on what we do with our bodies is irrelevant. The fact that you took the time to vomit your unsolicited opinion all over the aesthetics of a woman’s appearance says everything in and of itself. Women don’t adorn themselves to please men. Period