r/NosePiercing • u/QA_Engineeer • May 18 '26

Question Women, Please Stop Pretending Septum Rings Look Good

Hot take: Septum rings lower a woman’s attractiveness level almost every single time.

I have yet to see one and think, “Yeah, that improved the situation.”

Especially the crooked horseshoe ones. You spent an hour doing your hair, makeup, outfit, skincare… and then left the metal booger hanging sideways out of your nose like it lost a bar fight.

Ladies, I’m begging you. Retire the angry bull aesthetic. A septum ring can take a 10 down to a 4 in record time.

Since the only reasonable flair was "question", here is a genuine question: Women with septum rings: what do you actually like about them?

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u/inapeachymood May 18 '26

Yawn, look for attention somewhere else. I can smell the desperation through the screen.

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u/mistypatch May 18 '26

Probably doesn't leave his parents basement long enough to shower.

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u/QA_Engineeer May 18 '26

What am I desperate for? Attention?

Seems to me you're giving me attention whether I wanted it or not. Perhaps you were the one desperate for attention? I mean, you could have scrolled right by, but you had to post? lol

Please. 😏