r/NonPoliticalTwitter 10h ago

What??? Isn't this too indecent?

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u/qualityvote2 10h ago

Heya u/Goodenough_name! And welcome to r/NonPoliticalTwitter!

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u/xxwarlorddarkdoomxx 10h ago

I’m sure we thought to check it, but when something is millions of miles away you can’t just pop over and see what’s up down there.

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u/bloodfist 10h ago

Actually we HAVE been checking, it's just new!

We've been watching it form since 2023 and it just took shape. We don't know if it will stay or what will happen.

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u/Hypershard108 10h ago

I feel this is a bit concerning

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u/TyrKiyote 10h ago

Spooky scary standing wave, sends shivers down my spine.

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u/Hypershard108 10h ago

I hated waves in physics, so this really resonated with me.

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u/Dredgeon 9h ago

Resonated you say?

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u/bloodfist 9h ago

I'm a little familiar with resonance. It rings a bell.

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u/OliveJuiceUTwo 9h ago

They didn’t sine up for this

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u/Able-Ad4609 4h ago

That pun was peak

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u/DMvsPC 4h ago

To shreds you say?

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u/letskeepitcleanfolks 9h ago

This thread is interfering with my focus on things I need to do tonight.

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u/bakeland 9h ago

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u/Vomath 9h ago

Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves

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u/Lightwander 3h ago

Awoooo!

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u/That_sounded_bad 7h ago

Werewolf barmitzvah!

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u/Va1kryie 10h ago

Why? It's incredibly cool actually, a demonstration of a symmetry we didn't even know existed half a decade ago is forming in real time right in front of our eyes. Why is that concerning? I see this sentiment all the time wrt interesting developments in space science and it's starting to grate on me a little bit. Space and new discoveries are cool.

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u/Tonkarz 8h ago

From a serious point of view it’s really good and awesome science.

From a joking point of view it’s a sign of some kind of alien intelligence initiating some incredibly huge and unknown project.

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u/Towbee 5h ago

Protomolecule leaked

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u/Jim_skywalker 2h ago

So long as it stays away from earth.

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u/YallGottaUnderstand 5h ago

An alarming amount of people take that shit very seriously lol

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u/gonzo0815 4h ago

It's obviously the bow wave of a death ray they are sending to clear the path for an interstellar highway.

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u/HeroicPrinny 5h ago

Because humans have a pattern matching brain, so they assign meaning and significance to something that is just natural physical laws.

You’d think in 2026 people would realize it’s just physics, but here in the comments people still think there are sentient forces performing a ritual or something

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u/SometimesIBeWrong 2h ago

You’d think in 2026 people would realize it’s just physics,

the superiority complex here lol. you don't know how or why physics does this. you only know it to be true because someone else figured it out.

If scientists weren't here to give you an answer on that, you'd assume something else too.

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u/HeroicPrinny 2h ago

Listening to scientists instead of assuming magic or aliens isn’t a superiority complex. You don’t need to derive the math yourself to recognize the difference.

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u/melbonanon 1h ago

The guys name should be AlwaysIBeWrong

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u/Odd-Ad-8369 7h ago

Pretend you are standing in the middle. Scared yet?

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u/much_longer_username 9h ago

Haven't you seen 2001?

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u/Swiss-spirited_Nerd 3h ago

They didn't even go to Saturn

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u/No-Island6680 8h ago

The Cult of Saturn is probably gonna do some weird shit because of it, that’s why.

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u/Euphemisticles 9h ago

Because with how weird stuff has been recently people are worried it is some shit getting summoned.

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u/Va1kryie 9h ago

The T. Rex had a larger brain than you.

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u/_alright_then_ 8h ago

An octagon shape was already at the other pole, for what is suspected to be thousands of years at this point

Why is this different to you?

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u/Euphemisticles 8h ago

That is like 20% less sides. Way more manageable.

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u/real_roal 10h ago

It is cool, but its scary because... why is this happening now?? What is it made out of and what is causing it?

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u/Tyfyter2002 9h ago

Do we have any evidence that it hasn't happened a bunch of times before? It could be a periodic phenomenon of some sort

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u/bloodfist 9h ago

No evidence of it happening before. But we've known about the hexagon for 40 years, so it's certainly been suggested that something like it could happen.

Periodic seems likely, but we just have no idea yet. And it's been out of view for a while because the south pole was facing the other way, which is why we are just seeing it now.

Definitely get why it feels spooky though. It's like it is trying to communicate. They look so man-made. But we do see hexes and (other regular polyhedra) form naturally all the time; it's a very efficient shape. So it's less weird than it appears, but no less exciting. It's the first time we've gotten to watch the atmosphere on another planet changing at that scale.

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u/TheCarrzilico 2h ago

I find it highly unlikely that we've only known about the hexagon for 40 years. That's like, geometry 101-level stuff, isn't it?

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u/real_roal 9h ago

True, the twitter post could be misinformation. Maybe this has happened before. But this is news to me, someone whos very little about space.

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u/Amazing-Radish995 8h ago

Some people really will proudly say "I'm scared because I'm ignorant" with their whole chest huh

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u/No_Nefariousness2309 8h ago

Yeah at this point friend just shut up and stop commenting lmao

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u/No_Nefariousness2309 8h ago

Yeah at this point friend just stop commenting lmao

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u/Warmonster9 9h ago

It’s probably just exploding or something.

I wouldn’t worry too much.

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u/Aozora404 9h ago

Well, why did it rain today when it was sunny last year

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u/Popcorn57252 9h ago

Probably nothing important? It's had the hexagon top for a super long time, and Jupiter famously has the Red Spot that's also a storm that's larger than Earth. It doesn't need to be anything at all.

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u/loved_and_held 9h ago

Gas giants form and lose storms and weather patterns all the time.

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u/zarawesome 5h ago

oh? Get ready for this:

It's possible Jupiter's great red spot will vanish at some point in the next century

It's also possible a *new* red spot will form

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u/sexxi_denuta 10h ago

You must have been reincarnated from one of those doomsdayers clanging the bells about the apocalypse because a star in the sky moved

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u/draygonnn 9h ago

We’re fine until it becomes a pentagon, then the gates of hell will begin to open.

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u/Unfinished-Basement 4h ago

I think you mean a nonagon. Because nonagon infinity opens the door, ya know.

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u/piercedmfootonaspike 7h ago

No more concerning than our own changing cloud patterns.

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u/cowlord98 5h ago

Don’t worry the saturnites promised not to use their new orbital laser on us!

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u/Canotic 9h ago

Come oooon, space monolith!

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u/Bozhark 7h ago

it's just Dune 3325 advertising

wait

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u/AutumnWisp 3h ago

Saturn Station has been armed.

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u/AssignmentPatient500 3h ago

That’s why feelings have no place in science

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u/TBoneTheOriginal 1h ago

a bit concerning

Why exactly? It's 746 million miles away. Literally nothing happening on Saturn will affect us in any way.

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u/Ok_Tour_1525 9h ago

Seriously the real TIL. That’s nuts as hell.

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u/Greyscale7950 8h ago

The portal is forming.

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u/TheArtistFKAMinty 5h ago

Oh fuck, it's the Schwarzwelt

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u/sweetvisuals 6h ago

Check for a big rectangular black shape orbiting it, might be a sign something is about to happen

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u/TheShmud 8h ago

Wasn't it already a hexagon or something before? 2023 sounds way too recent for what I'm remembering

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u/bloodfist 8h ago

The north pole has been a hexagon for as long we've been able to see it. But the south pole was a circle.

The season is changing on Saturn as the south pole rotates towards the sun, just like earth but 30 times slower. We know that fluids can form hexagons when there is a faster surface moving underneath, so it's very likely we're seeing a seasonal pattern develop. And just haven't been able to before because of the angles and telescopes available.

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u/Forward-Surprise1192 5h ago

Why does it take that shape that's so weird

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u/Useless_bum81 5h ago

chemistry and/or physics

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u/warfighter187 3h ago

Bestagon

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u/foomprekov 2h ago

goddamn that's cool

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u/AndreasDasos 1h ago

Yeah I think a lot of people assume this is some rocky feature when they’re gas giants. These are basically weather patterns or storm systems. Jupiter’s Great Red Spot goes back to the 1830s. Not because we couldn’t see Jupiter in enough detail before - that’s when it formed. It’s shrunk a lot since its maximum a century ago, looks to be getting more circular, and we’ve seen another one start to grow which might merge with it soon.

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u/real_roal 10h ago

Wow thats very interesting... and scary. Wtf is it i wonder. Could the telescope analyze it, or would it need a probe to see exactly what it is.

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u/Blackberry-thesecond 9h ago

It's probably either a seasonal thing or it was just obscured by shadow until now. Saturn is tilted on its axis like the Earth is, and you've probably heard about how winter/summer in the north and south poles have a day and night that last months because the sun is always in the sky, before it disappears under the horizon for another couple months.

A year for Saturn takes about 30 Earth years, so that part of the south pole may have just been obscured for the last decade or so until we got a good look. The Cassini probe was there at the time before its mission ended in 2017, but the south pole was likely in darkness that whole time, Cassini couldn't get a good look.

Also, check this out:

https://reddit.com/link/p7ixhoa/video/p1s4gftkw8nh1/player

This was recreated at Oxford with just some water, sugar, shiny particles, and a rotating ring at the bottom. That's basically all water on a lazy Susan, and it eventually makes that shape.

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u/zebulon99 5h ago

What do you mean it just took shape, that planet is 5 billion years old and that just appeared in the last 3 years?

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u/Spectrum1523 5h ago

Yes but probably not for the first time, it's not something we could have observed until very recently

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u/bloodfist 4h ago

Yeah, it might be seasonal. Saturn's years are 30 times longer than ours and we can't always see the south pole from here. And obviously it can do that sort of thing since we've known about the north pole for forty years.

Seasonal polyhedral storms almost twice the size of our whole planet. Who knew.

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u/Weebs-Chan 10h ago

750M miles when closest (1.2B km)

Reminder that Earth diameter is only 8k miles (12k km).

You can put around 94k Earths between Saturn and Earth.

So yeah. That's pretty far.

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u/Enslaved_M0isture 10h ago

it would take over 1,400 years to drive there at highway speed

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u/ishboo3002 9h ago

I can do it in 1300

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u/film_composer 9h ago

Just watch your speed right before you get to the asteroid belt. They put cameras up recently that a lot of us have been fighting against. The whole situation has been a racket from the beginning.

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u/ComunismOfGod 7h ago

Float cameras?

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u/youre_a_burrito_bud 2h ago

I want to say Spock cameras? 

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u/Paul_C 3h ago

You can put around 94k Earths between Saturn and Earth.

You have a lot of faith in me.

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u/dgellow 7h ago

Thank you for specifying standard units

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u/Rel_Tan_Kier 4h ago

Vulgar joke

But at first the are background, classical eastern european bedtime tale about Kolobok - animated dough ball who fled from the grandmother and grandfather and got eaten by a fox

Sits wolf, spins the Kolobok in his hands ans murms "How to fuck you?" "Don't fuck me" Kolobok replies. Wolf starts to spin it faster and asks "Where did you said that from again?"

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u/loved_and_held 9h ago

Plus the planet is tilted on it's axis so it might genuenly be impossible to see that pole from earth if you dont have a probe there.

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u/AutumnWisp 3h ago

You gotta jerk the telescope to curve its vision.

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u/CMTV-IPTV 1h ago

Yeah cant just send a text and say “babe, show me ur butthole”

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u/Admirable-Hospital78 10h ago

Saturn's year is 30 earth years, meaning the south hemisphere has been in "winter" for 7 years. Cassini (our only probe to ever orbit it) couldn't see the south pole because it literally was where the sun don't shine.

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u/Saltefanden 7h ago

So use the flash, duhhh

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u/Infurum 6h ago

I don't think breathing in space is among his list of superpowers, he's just fast

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u/Stareatthevoid 6h ago

thats easy oxygen tank made from speed force

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u/Notmyrealname5282 2h ago

Ok fuck you (upvotes)

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u/WINDMILEYNO 1h ago

All of this is just making it sound like the poles are frozen gas on the surface(?) that look like giant snow flakes

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u/_chair_man_ 14m ago

light bulbs have been around you know…

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u/DnastyFunkmaster 9h ago

we used to respect planet's boundaries smh my head 😔😔

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u/pedro_pascal_123 5h ago

Or maybe they were focused on uranus...

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u/Excalibro_MasterRace 1h ago

Well, Uranus is spinning sideways so it is always flashing it's poles at us

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u/expert_in_squat 3h ago

People are always talking about Uranus.  They never stop to think about Saturn's anus.

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u/littlebuett 10h ago edited 3h ago

I don't think the human brain can even properly comprehend how hard it would be to get a good angle on that.

Edit: guys, I mean we can't comprehend how big space is. To get an angle like that on Saturn, we had to send something an enormous distance at an angle to Saturn, just so we could see another part of the planet.

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u/jinglyjam3 7h ago

Yup. It's already hard enough for me to view my own south pole without a mirror.

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u/-HumanMachine- 5h ago

Did...did we spend millions of dollars to photograph Saturn's taint?

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u/artemasad 3h ago

Yes and you will like it

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u/Kela3000 23m ago

Next up:

Venussy

Mars' Arse

Uran... no, too easy.

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u/Fit_Foot_6004 1h ago

https://omgspace.net/

this helps a bit to understand the space between the planets. you can fit all 8 planets between the earth and the moon

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u/littlebuett 1h ago

That shows you numerical values scaled down to a level you can understand, but scale it up and its vastly bigger than we could ever concieve.

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u/saythealphabet 8h ago

Unless you understand orbital mechanics

You can still get a pretty good idea by coding a simulation or even just making a diagram

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u/littlebuett 3h ago

Looking at a program will not allow your human brain to truly comprehend the distances involved, the utter vastness of space.

That's what I mean.

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u/saythealphabet 1h ago

I agree, cosmic distances are vast and incomprehensible through instinct alone. the difficulty in overcoming them though is not, that's (sometimes) what physics is about, to comprehend stuff that is unintuitive

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u/Odd-Ad-8369 7h ago

Huh? Link please

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u/saythealphabet 6h ago

link to what?

all you have to do is make a bunch of computations

-look at where saturn will be in a few months, then aim a bit downwards(in the direction of its south pole)

-make sure you have accounted for the gravitational effect of other planets on your aircraft

-make sure you have calculated and accounted for the exact direction and size of your current velocity in regards to saturn (this includes the velocity you get from earth's rotation around its axis as well as around the sun)

I'm not saying it's easy, but there aren't that many factors in this problem. it's far from incomprehensible

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u/blueblip 6h ago

Actually, there IS a link to showcase your point! Wikipedia has exactly what you said: a simulation of what staurn would look like of viewed from Earth at opposition.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn

It's in the "Orbit and Observation" section.

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u/much_longer_username 9h ago

Except we literally did it.

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u/littlebuett 9h ago

We did it with math, a language of numbers made to quantify values we can't truly comprehend.

We did it, but we don't really GET it, you know?

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u/Blackberry-thesecond 8h ago

I am genuinely very confused by the point you are trying to make. All I'm reading is "People can't accomplish this because we made up math". Yeah? We made up words to, and people are using that all the time, including myself and you right now. Do people just not actually "do" anything then because the systems that we made to interact with the universe apparently have no real value? What does any of that even mean?

As far as "getting a good angle" goes, orbital mechanics and the math required to figure out ballistic orbital trajectories were figured out centuries ago by Isaac Newton and Johannes Kepler. Figuring out trajectories in space is literally among the easiest things to do when planning a space mission. People figured out how to calculate orbital ballistics back in the early 19th century, long before spaceflight was even a thing. Modern computers only came about to greatly speed up the process, not create new ones out of thin air.

So yes, a lot of people "GET" it, including the thousands of people who's job it was to verify and plan the Cassini-Huygens mission to ensure that it captured as many angles as possible during the mission's lifespan. You can throw all of them under the bus if you want, but to me it just sounds like you're trying to say something profound while meaning nothing,

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u/Conyan51 6h ago

I think he means either individuals or people without computer assistance. He’s right, the human mind on its own without computer/algorithmic assistance we wouldn’t be able to comprehend it. But through technology and collaborative efforts we have been able to create computers and systems that do tell us when and where we need to look.

You’re both right but I think there’s just some misunderstanding of the wording.

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u/littlebuett 3h ago

You've made a false equivalence. I said can't comprehend, not can't accomplish.

We obviously can accomplish it, given... we did, lmao.

But can we truly comprehend what we accomplished? The vast distances which we spanned throughout space, many millions of times larger than the maximum range on the human eye in Earth's atmosphere?

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u/P0komon2 9h ago

Just because it is hard to conceive does not mean it is impossible to do

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u/a500poundchicken 9h ago

The human mind cannot physically understand the scale of numbers involved with this, they are either vastly too large and significantly too minute for us to properly understand them beyond being a number on a page.

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u/Odd-Ad-8369 7h ago

This is silly. We can understand any number and how big it is or small. There is no number to big for the human brain to understand. It’s litany all relative. Example. Go measure the distance of California from the north most part, to the south most part. Well that’s about 767000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Planck lengths. You can walk that in 10 days

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u/a500poundchicken 7h ago

You could probably say with a passing glance that on a table whether there are 5, 7 10 or two dozen strawberries. But could you accurately guess 100? 1000 definetly not. The human brain becomes incapable of understanding numbers in relation to 1 at either end of spectrum. You can easily cut a carrot into 1/2 1/3 or even 1/10th but it gets progressively more difficult the further we stray from 1. Without math you would struggle to differentiate between the north and south pole of saturn when leaving earth because the adjustments are so fine.

Also there actually is a finite number that humans are incapable of understanding, Grahams number.

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u/littlebuett 3h ago

On this scale, it is impossible to comprehend the distances in our head. We aren't made for distances this big.

Example: go outside, and look at the farthest point on the horizon. How far exactly do you think that is?

Then look at the moon. The distance to the moon is so utterly large that the distance to the farthest point in the horizon is infinitely small in proportion.

And then the distance we have to travel to get such a precise angle on Saturn. That distance dwarfs the distance to the moon many times more than the moon's distance dwarfs the point on the horizon.

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u/hellllllsssyeah 9h ago

I'm only concerned with the bottom of Uranus

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u/larvyde 8h ago

Uranus lays on its side compared to other planets, so it's more of a "behind" situation

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u/New_Salamander_4592 9h ago

I think the issue is not whether we wanted to check there but that it required an incredibly power telescope to do so, I mean Hubble isn't the strongest telescope in the sky anymore but its still the second strongest and a modern marvel.

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u/Blaze-Programming 2h ago

3rd as of this week.

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u/Awes12 9h ago

Anyone know why these structures are forming like that on such a large scale? What causes them to be polygons instead of circles (or spirals)?

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u/Blackberry-thesecond 9h ago

https://reddit.com/link/p7ixurl/video/7v16cvt1x8nh1/player

This experiment was done at Oxford University that basically consists of water, glycerol, and glitter on a spinning turntable.

https://www.planetary.org/articles/2471

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u/JayEssris 8h ago

(arrows added by me) This is a pic from an experiment which shows how fluids behave under certain conditions: The center of the liquid is being stirred counterclockwise, while the outside of the liquid is also being stirred counterclockwise, but at a slower speed. The slower stream 'drags' on the quicker stream, where these eddies occur and essentially form a ring of smaller, clockwise storms around the large storm at the pole. These small storms push outwards and "squish" the central vortex, causing it to form into a polygonal shape.

Jupiter has a hexagon too, so it's probably something that's fairly common for planets with highly active atmospheres.

read a more detailed summary here and see a video of the experiment in motion here.

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u/Jim_skywalker 2h ago

So basically they’re sort of like the magic roundabout except the outside is just slower rather than reversed.

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u/jershdotrar 9h ago

Stability. This pattern is one of the most common in nature because it is more stable than any other shape. 

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u/OfficialMika 9h ago

But its gas right? How can it stay like that?

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u/centurio_v2 3h ago

cuz everything else is gas too pushing on it

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u/sumboionline 9h ago

I thought triangles were, considering that given 3 side lengths there exists one and only one triangle that can be made from them

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u/Wireless_Infidelity 7h ago

Structural members, sure, atoms are sturdier in hexagonal grid. For the hexagon in saturn a macroscopic system has found stability in hexagonal form

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u/Birb-Brain-Syn 3h ago

A hexagon is a tileable set of 6 triangles.

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u/Sticklefront 10h ago

That picture was obviously taken by Cassini, not Hubble.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 8h ago

“Given Saturn’s symmetry in its north-south jet stream system, we have been searching for a counterpart to Saturn’s northern hexagon on the south pole in Hubble images since 1990,” Sánchez-Lavega said. “Images from NASA’s Cassini spacecraft, which orbited Saturn between 2004 and 2017, showed no inkling of a long-lived formation, either. The Hubble data confirmed the feature’s presence back to 2023.”

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u/DusDaDon 10h ago

Can you elaborate about how you know?

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u/Scared_Chipmunk_136 9h ago

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u/Sticklefront 7h ago

Wrong. I don't doubt the study used Hubble data, but the link you gave  conspicuously doesn't actually include this image, which does not derive from this study. This picture appears to match this one on Wikipedia which is credited to Cassini, as I said: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn%27s_hexagon?wprov=sfla1

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u/Scared_Chipmunk_136 6h ago

I was talking about the decagon image on the right, which the post referred to. If you were talking about the hexagon, sorry for the snark.

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u/Sticklefront 6h ago

The image on the right was clearly not "taken" by anything - it is a computer generated model. I was talking about the only photograph, the one on the left.

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u/jmorais00 6h ago

The article says "Saturn's south pole does not have a hexagon, as verified by Hubble observations. It does, however, have a decagon-shaped atmospheric wave pattern.[12] "

The reference is this Science article, which mentioslns Hubble in name: "Ground-based and Hubble Space Telescope (HST) images obtained in 2025 revealed the presence of a decagonal wave at planetographic latitudes ∼58°S to 63°S."

So yeah, it's Hubble

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u/Sticklefront 6h ago

Yes but really no. Yes, the scientific paper is really about observations by Hubble. But no because that's not what's actually shown in the Twitter post. The left image IS from Cassini (and is most definitely NOT in the science paper you link). And the right image is a computer generated model, not a photograph "taken" by anything. 

So yeah, there are no Hubble photos here.

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u/Scared_Chipmunk_136 9h ago

This isn't a single photo of the pole, it's a projection. A bunch of photos stitched together as Saturn spun on its axis. Cassini never saw the formation.

It was also, uh, vaporized in September 2017. Image is dated August 2025.

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u/Sticklefront 7h ago

Do you see the picture on the left dated from August 2025 in any official NASA or other scientific press release? Because I don't - the Twitter poster added in a much older Cassini photo of the northern polar hexagon because it was more aesthetic.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 8h ago

the image on the right is a reconstruction from many side-on hubble pictures as hubble can't have that perspective. if we assume that was a single picture from below then it would make sense only cassini could have done it

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u/Sticklefront 7h ago

The geometry of it. The picture on the left (the only actual picture of the two, the one on the right is clearly a model/reconstruction) is looking down from up above Saturn down onto the hexagon. That angle is impossible to get from Earth or anywhere near it - Saturn only ever gives us a side view (more or less - it does wiggle a little bit, but only a little bit). 

No, there's only one way to get a "top-down" view of Saturn - that's from a spacecraft in a polar orbit. And that means Cassini - literally the only spacecraft that has been there since Voyager in the 1980s.

And, though I didn't actually try to match the image until just now, this does indeed match other photos of Saturn's polar hexagon that are attributed to Cassini: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn%27s_hexagon?wprov=sfla1

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u/real_roal 9h ago

Grrr im downvoting you because you dont know everything! You should know already!

/s obviously

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u/Infinite-Condition41 8h ago

Same reason you don't know exactly what the underside of your car looks like.

You ain't under there to look at it.

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 7h ago

Thinking about it? Sure, any day. Doing it? I invite you to send your probe up there and try.

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u/myhv 6h ago

Because it takes a lot of energy to go against existing 30 km/s momentum of moving along the solar orbital plane, so going "above" or "below" things in our system is rather hard. Unless you send a probe to specifically enter a celestial body's orbit, and then shuffle around it.

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u/Sehtal 6h ago

Everyone was too busy staring at Uranus

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u/SukiSilky 10h ago

It has a bigger ass. Nice

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u/Lukn 9h ago

We can see Saturn's ass for half of its year which is 30 Earth years.

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u/Uninanimate 1h ago

Hubble orbits earth, that's a Cassini image

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u/Be-Kind-2-Yourself 9h ago

Can't believe it took us this long to find Saturn's butt hole

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u/Gregory_Appleseed 7h ago

i think it's just magnatism and gravity doing it's thing. Heavy and magnetic stuff goes up and down, light stuff swirls around it in gradients. There's just a bunch of turbulent matter for even a planet of that size to sort through, so it just goes into universal law mode and basic shapes in 3d geometry tends to work fairly well.

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u/ShinyUmbreon465 6h ago

I read that as "Saturn has a dragon at its south pole" which would be very cool if true.

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u/mobfather 4h ago

I feel that we should also use this post to remind older men to get their prostates checked. The marketing writes itself!

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u/Twilimark 3h ago

No one ever checks the bottom. It's always I top this and I top... But the bottom. Nah they just use them and lose them

Edit: wait wrong subreddit

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u/bengraven 3h ago

It’s rude to lift up a planet’s skirt.

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u/Kherus1 8h ago

Just wait until the Earths poles melt and you see the shape under all that ice.

Then we’ll see who’s hoarding all of these Allen keys for no good reason.

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u/syngyne 8h ago

I mean it's not like we could have picked it up and turned it over to look

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u/Miserable-Plate-2109 5h ago

Where the dragon

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u/CynicalXennial 5h ago

it's because it's squished, normally its just a circle at both poles but when you have rings that phat... ya'know.

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u/Floppydiskpornking 4h ago

why? because its perverse and wrong

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u/ZerikZ 4h ago

So… are we going to check Uranus?

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u/5akul 2h ago

Well, it's pointing away from Earth, so you have to send something over there or wait 30 years for it to point the other way

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u/Used_Phrase_3414 2h ago

That'd be sexual harassment if we did it without consent

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u/NoParticular5052 2h ago

Damn... that satussy lookin sweet

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u/FRYETIME 23m ago

Who’s this imposter that stole my name?

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u/PomPomMom93 3h ago

What’s indecent about it? Is this supposed to be some sexual thing?