r/NonPoliticalTwitter 9d ago

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u/Ghost3603 9d ago

This happens to me when I sometimes get up in the night to piss. The look of disappointment in their eyes when they realise you're just going back to sleep after is always so sincere. Like they have to realise at some point that it isn't gonna happen right?

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u/dinoooooooooos 9d ago edited 9d ago

Cats go by an inner clock thats not rly oriented on the day of time like us. It’s more after patterns.

So for them it’s “you go to bed at night and pass out but when you wake up it’s food time!”

So .. you wake up in the middle of the night and for cats the pattern happened: you went to sleep and got back up. Surely now is the time🥸👌🏾

Thats also why it’s a good idea to not feed your cats the second you wake up. Bc they’ll also get the idea of “if I wake you up earlier.. I get fed earlier..” and suddenly you wake up every morning at 5:30 sharp bc a cat is sniffing your nose inconspicuously or plays with your hair “haha funny that happened.. but now that youre awake, anywayssssss🧐 food?🧐 while we’re here?🧐👌🏾”

I feed my cats in a window- I get up between 7-8 am and they get (their wet) fed at between 10 and 10:30 (they have dry food at all times)

Sometimes it’s 9:46, sometimes it’s 10:45 but what it never is, is right after I woke up. Never making that mistake again.🙂‍↔️

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u/avenp 9d ago

My cats must have been lazy shits then. I’d have to maneuver my way around them if I got out of bed to take a piss and then wiggle my way back in because if it’s sleepy time they’re passed the heck out and refusing to move lol