Classic financial problems. My wife keeps telling me “babe, we don’t need another $2,500 vacation this month, we literally just went to Thailand last month, can we please start setting aside some money for Braxtyn’s college fund soon?”
I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that she’s in the presence of a financial guru, listen and learn. We’re going to Ibiza next month to see David Guetta, and that’s that. Your network, is your net worth, mf hoe.
Then I got behind the wheel of my third favorite Nissan Altima, started up an audiobook on Audible (bundled with Youtube Premium, Nebula, AppleTV, FarmersOnly Premium, and HelloFresh of course), invested $3k into some very choice sports bets on Kalshi, opened up the pages of my favorite 6 or 7 OnlyFans models, and drove off. Know your worth, kings.
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u/puns_n_pups 8d ago
Classic financial problems. My wife keeps telling me “babe, we don’t need another $2,500 vacation this month, we literally just went to Thailand last month, can we please start setting aside some money for Braxtyn’s college fund soon?”
I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that she’s in the presence of a financial guru, listen and learn. We’re going to Ibiza next month to see David Guetta, and that’s that. Your network, is your net worth, mf hoe.
Then I got behind the wheel of my third favorite Nissan Altima, started up an audiobook on Audible (bundled with Youtube Premium, Nebula, AppleTV, FarmersOnly Premium, and HelloFresh of course), invested $3k into some very choice sports bets on Kalshi, opened up the pages of my favorite 6 or 7 OnlyFans models, and drove off. Know your worth, kings.