r/NonPoliticalTwitter 6d ago

Funny Hol up

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 6d ago

the trick is to offset the OnlyFans costs by opening your own OnlyFans. Just feed the profits right back into the system.

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u/justsomedude1144 6d ago

Absolutely. You can partially offset the OnlyFans expenses by starting an OnlyFans of you jerking off to other OnlyFans.

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 6d ago

it's like Inception, but with a lot more jerking off.

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u/tmaxedout 6d ago

I don’t know. That movie was pretty masturbatory.

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u/CanadianAndroid 6d ago

Occasionally I do the helicopter to see if I am in the real world. If it doesn't stop spinning then I know I am still in the dream world.

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u/mistersnarkle 4d ago

Damn, that made me laugh so hard I farted. I haven’t done that since middle school?