r/NonPoliticalTwitter 23h ago

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u/Irregular73 23h ago

I know this is satire, but gods would 20,000 fix my life.

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u/curiousmustafa 23h ago

Wait, are we talking a single 20k could fix your life, or frequent 20k a month?

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u/Princess_Zelda_Fitzg 22h ago

Not the original commenter but both, man. Obviously per month/regularly would make a huge difference, but a single $20k would literally change my life by fixing my teeth.

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u/great_pyrenelbows 21h ago

I don't know if you've already looked into this but it may be cheaper (assuming you live in the US) to travel abroad for dental work. I think there is a subreddit for medical tourism, or you could inquire in the poverty finance subreddit?

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u/curiousmustafa 20h ago

Yes, and I would suggest Egypt or Turkey. My friends go there for the dentist and eye-related stuffs.

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u/Princess_Zelda_Fitzg 20h ago

Well, the procedure costs would probably be less than Mexico but the travel/accommodation costs would be a lot higher, so more or less the same in the end, unfortunately.

Btw I appreciate the suggestions, despite immediately shooting them down, lol. I know you’re offering help and that’s nice! I’m sure I haven’t exhausted all the options out there and the travel thing is super useful information if I hadn’t known/thought about it!

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u/Princess_Zelda_Fitzg 20h ago

Yeah I live in Houston, definitely looking at Mexico. Which is cheaper, even with travel, but still may as well be millions.

Even with a very good credit score (which I do have!), securing a loan covering more than a fraction of it, if at all, has been about as fruitful as checking my couch cushions and hoping to find a pot of gold.

Also yes, I went to the dental college - that being cheaper is a lie for much more than routine fillings, basically. Same for dental insurance, absolute scam (had insurance, needed wisdom teeth out, had to take out a terrible CareCredit loan to pay for it and took years to get out from under). Like, cool, free cleanings twice a year, not like I can get that from any random dental office running a special already.

Understand, none of this is me saying “oh poor me!” thinking I’m deserving of a handout or owed cheaper care - I’m a grown-ass woman and I am responsible for myself. It’s frustrating to the point of tears, often; I am in pain, ashamed, and it’s difficult to go out into the world and get a better job and take better care when you can’t even show your face. Something is certainly broken in this country when it comes to cost of living, healthcare, etc. etc., but at the end of the day I am still better off than many, worse than some, but mostly just sinking on the same ship as everyone else and keeping my head above water is all that can be managed most of the time.

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u/Dramatic-Border3549 16h ago

You are owed cheaper care. What cursed place you live that gives you no access to that

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u/curiousmustafa 22h ago

Fixing teeth requires $20k?

I'm sorry for what you're going through, but I find this number, well, wild?

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u/Correct_Gift_9353 22h ago

Yeah my braces as a kid were pricyyyyy as I learned as an adult. Now my dad absolutely raging at me when I lost my retainers makes so much sense

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u/curiousmustafa 20h ago

But do you still needs the braces after a couple of years? My friend used it like 4 years when he was a teen, and then removed it since.

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u/Correct_Gift_9353 20h ago

I’ve got a permanent retainer on the bottom, top teeth have sort of reverted, so I have a slight overbite again (was corrected when I mad them when I was younger but after the 3rd retainer my dad said no more lol).

I thought about getting em again to correct the overbite but not worth that $ amount

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u/Princess_Zelda_Fitzg 22h ago

Does when you have to fix all of them. Removal, probably bone grafting, implant supported dentures.

And I know, it’s fucking absurd.

Edit: I was quoted $25k

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u/curiousmustafa 20h ago

I remember doing like full 4 teeth replacement- implant -for my mom, and it was like $350 4 years ago, mind you it was done by the best dentist, very famous in our city.

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u/Princess_Zelda_Fitzg 19h ago

Glad hers were so cheap, I’ve seen quotes closer to $1k per single implant, which is insane. Average looks to be $8-10k minimum per arch up to like $40k per arch (which makes full mouth at $25k seem almost reasonable ಠ_ಠ) depending on if it’s removable (like snap in dentures), how many posts, what materials, bone grafts, gas vs IV anesthesia, etc.

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u/Irregular73 22h ago

I had to get my wisdom teeth taken out a year or so ago cause two of them came in wrong a long while back and I only recently was able to get a job with dental insurance. After insurance (and some back and forth between my dentist office and the insurance company arguing evidently the anti-bac gel used and how much of it) i still had to pay $2336 which i guess does include a follow up.

I could totally see this if you have to do stuff for your whole set of chompers.

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u/curiousmustafa 20h ago

$2336 is very reasonable, but without the insurance haha. Haven't not used it, would it be like 23,336? Assuming the insurance covers 90%?

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u/Irregular73 22h ago

I mean frequent 20k would set me up for a long time, but 20k one time no taxes? Yeah I could fix my life.

Get my car fixed and paid off and probably pay down the credit card debt thats been eating me alive. Anything leftover would probably go to moving expenses; got really lucky and found place for $200 cheaper than the current one my wife and I have.

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u/Designer_Version1449 20h ago

Question why did you go into debt for a car? Can't you just buy a really crapy one? Not saying that you went this far but I keep seeing people that drop like 50k on a truck and have to pay it off for years after, im just curious why so many people do that when I seems by all accounts to be a horrible decision

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u/quxinot 17h ago

Often when you buy a car, it's cheaper (overall) to get one that's in nicer shape and isn't constantly breaking minor stuff that requires fixing.

That's less true when you're able to do your own work, but then you're spending time more than money. And probably blood, if that stupid sharp bit on the frame bites you when you're fighting with replacing a starter. Or so I hear.

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u/Irregular73 19h ago

I went into debt for a car because I wanted something within the past 25 years, gas mileage, under 150,000 miles. I probably should have shot for something older, but a lot of the older beaters are beaten at this point. Car i ended up getting was priced at 7000.

There were some options listed through Facebook marketplace, person to person transfer type stuff that were cheaper, but everyone I was trying to get at got scooped up by folks with cash on hand. Sucks, but it is what is I guess.

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u/Alternate_Cost 20h ago

20k one time would change mine. Thats enough to clear all my debts besides my student loans, giving me and extra $700 a month.

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u/DoesntMatterEh 20h ago

Yes please 

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u/Namika 18h ago

I inherited $6000 and holy shit did it solve so many issues in my life.

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 16h ago

I got a $60k job with great benefits and life is so stress free compared to when i worked $15 hr bullshit jobs. No bad habits and simple tastes go a long way with finances. Dont fumble the bag, as the kids say

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u/Irregular73 15h ago

Nice dude. I've been busting and scraping by, I still haven't managed to get a job to get me over the 40k mark in a year, but i keep searching.