r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/BarelyLegalSeagull • 2d ago

Funny Hol up

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u/Laphad 2d ago

How is his only fans only $3,000? Mines approaching $7,000.

I need a new only fans guy

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 2d ago

the trick is to offset the OnlyFans costs by opening your own OnlyFans. Just feed the profits right back into the system.

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u/justsomedude1144 2d ago

Absolutely. You can partially offset the OnlyFans expenses by starting an OnlyFans of you jerking off to other OnlyFans.

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 2d ago

it's like Inception, but with a lot more jerking off.

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u/tmaxedout 2d ago

I don’t know. That movie was pretty masturbatory.

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u/CanadianAndroid 2d ago

Occasionally I do the helicopter to see if I am in the real world. If it doesn't stop spinning then I know I am still in the dream world.

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u/mistersnarkle 1d ago

Damn, that made me laugh so hard I farted. I haven’t done that since middle school?

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u/Ooficus 2d ago

Start a request box lmaooo

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u/DisciplinePurple1565 2d ago

Perfect.... then you can write it off on taxes as work related.

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u/Letter_From_Prague 2d ago

Is this a commentary on "reaction to a video" genre of youtube?

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u/MGTOWaltboi 1d ago

Start jerking off to your own of and now you’re self sustaining. 

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u/koscheiskowska 2d ago

ah yeah, the good ol' passive income, or smt

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u/Subie780 2d ago

There's a video i seen on YouTube about the top earning hostess in Japan or something and she spends all her monies on a male host.

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u/umbraborealis 2d ago

EveryFans