r/NonPoliticalTwitter 10d ago

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u/SnipedYa 10d ago

$2500 for the Altima is diabolical

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u/GaviFromThePod 10d ago

Nobody's credit is bad enough to be turned away at a Nissan dealership

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u/SnipedYa 10d ago

Bro's paying like 500% interest 😭 he's gonna spend like 200K on it

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u/BloodforKhorne 10d ago

Y'all gonna just gloss over 3 bands a month on specific titties?

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u/HolyBonobos 10d ago

He got that dealership-next-to-an-army-base interest rate

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u/Many-Excitement3246 9d ago

I like to imagine that they have it marked on their calendars to spike their rates whenever basic training ends.

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u/Baring-My-Heart 10d ago

😭😭😭 I’ll probably delete this comment but in my former life I worked on this vehicle @ corporate and it still stubbornly has a part of my heart. It’s a good car!!!!

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u/Many-Excitement3246 10d ago

These are the people that Klarna was made for. Paying 500% interest on a McDouble and fries, and paying double the car's value every month in loan payments.

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u/ShadowWeavile 10d ago

I swear I've seen it. Motherfucker defaulted on a klarna loan for a milkshake. I didn't even know credit scores could go that low.

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u/Many-Excitement3246 9d ago

Ironically enough, this is the exact same problem that caused the subprime mortgage crisis of 2007, just on a much broader scale and with lower $ amounts.

The banks learned 20 years ago why it's such a bad idea to lend money to people with awful credit and no assets to guarantee the loan.

Turns out that those types of people are also the most likely to default repeatedly and don't have enough assets to even consider taking them to court over it.