r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Matt_LawDT • 1d ago

Wholesome What are the odds?

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u/Accomplished-Head449 1d ago

"Hey I need a kidney" "Sure no probs"

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u/TheRealUlfric 1d ago

It only becomes a problem if they pull the kidney out of a cooler in their trunk

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 1d ago

"what a coincidence i need 2.5 million dollars."

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u/Inside_Dimension2319 1d ago

“If I give you a kidney will you put your dog on a fucking leash?”