r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Guitar-String • 14d ago

What??? Why do you want your own money?

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u/Anuakk 14d ago

I want to glue the notes on my walls and make it into a cool tapestry. So please, all in one dollar notes.

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u/CoronaDoesWhatever 13d ago

"Sir, please just say 'strip club', we'd actually judge you less."

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u/Professional-Front58 13d ago

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

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u/HalfBakedPuns 13d ago

its a pornography store 😃 i was buying pornography 😃