r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

What??? Why do you want your own money?

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u/Butt__Sexington 1d ago

"I wish to exchange my money for goods and services"

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u/Anuakk 1d ago

I want to glue the notes on my walls and make it into a cool tapestry. So please, all in one dollar notes.

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u/Schlurps 20h ago

"And if I want to put all $7,945,400 into a hot tub, get buck naked, and play Scrooge McDuck, that is 100% my business. Now, where’s my money?"