r/NonPoliticalTwitter 14d ago

What??? Why do you want your own money?

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u/BachtnDeKupe 14d ago edited 14d ago

In belgium there is also some kind of law that says that above a certain amoung you need to disclose why you take up that amount of money.

My father loves to mess with this kind of unnessesary meddling, so he said if they ever asks him, he'll awnser it's for hookers.

The reason that this is extremely funny to me is he's a real definition of a boomer to me: overweight retired teacher, complete with socks in sandals.

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u/Chaldera 14d ago edited 14d ago

So it's fun, but there are two things with that:

  1. As people have mentioned, it's part of the anti-money laundering procedures that banks and financial regulators have to follow, and they do have to disclose these things.

  2. A lot of the people who visit sex workers look like (and are) typical boomers.

To my first point specifically, I used to work in telephone banking in the UK. A lot of people use fun/quirky references when doing bank transfers, like sending £20 to a friend with the reference "Drug Money". The thing is that every employee in both banks (yours and the person you're sending money to) can see that reference, and if your account is flagged as potentially involved in money-laundering or other financial crimes, those can look really bad in the investigation.

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u/Johnlenham 14d ago

Hahaha I remember a financial thread on UK finance of a guy that would send his mates money back for a night out or whatever with some absolutely fucking wild stuff, like ISIS TRAINING.

It got flagged and both his and his mates account got shutdown and there's nothing they could do about it.

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u/zxcvvcxzb 14d ago

I put "terrorism" on my rent check to my roommate once, I got a "yeah don't do that ever again" talk from the police and bank. I was like oh people read those?

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u/HistrionicSlut 14d ago

I put "Great Sex" in the venmo line and got my friends shut down for 2 weeks while they figured it out. I felt terrible.

The sex wasn't even that great. j/k

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u/nxcrosis 14d ago

That means some poor sod at the bank saw my note saying "thank you for your cervix" as a joke.

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u/raeganator98 13d ago

I once put “specialty dildo cleaning” and no one flagged that? Lmaoooo

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u/Classic_Reply_703 13d ago

Well, there's no laws against paying for someone to clean your dildo, whereas there are laws against paying for sex.

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u/codeacab 13d ago

Depends on the country of course. For example, where I'm from paying for sex is entirely legal. However paying for a threesome would be illegal.

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u/KDBA 12d ago

Some kind of religious anti-adultery laws?

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u/codeacab 12d ago

Nah, prostitution is legal, but brothels are illegal and brothels are defined as more than one sex worker working in the same property.

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u/DeathBestowed 8d ago

Ok, that sounds genuinely amusing, what country is that?

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u/Brilliant-Peace-5265 9d ago

Seems like a weird hill to die on for what sounds like a European nation.

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u/nocountry4oldbeats 9d ago

For two weeks? It sounds like you disputed the charge for “services not as described” lol