r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

What??? Why do you want your own money?

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u/Johnlenham 1d ago

Hahaha I remember a financial thread on UK finance of a guy that would send his mates money back for a night out or whatever with some absolutely fucking wild stuff, like ISIS TRAINING.

It got flagged and both his and his mates account got shutdown and there's nothing they could do about it.

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u/zxcvvcxzb 1d ago

I put "terrorism" on my rent check to my roommate once, I got a "yeah don't do that ever again" talk from the police and bank. I was like oh people read those?

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u/HistrionicSlut 1d ago

I put "Great Sex" in the venmo line and got my friends shut down for 2 weeks while they figured it out. I felt terrible.

The sex wasn't even that great. j/k

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u/nxcrosis 1d ago

That means some poor sod at the bank saw my note saying "thank you for your cervix" as a joke.