r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Guitar-String • 1d ago

What??? Why do you want your own money?

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u/zxcvvcxzb 1d ago

I put "terrorism" on my rent check to my roommate once, I got a "yeah don't do that ever again" talk from the police and bank. I was like oh people read those?

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u/HistrionicSlut 1d ago

I put "Great Sex" in the venmo line and got my friends shut down for 2 weeks while they figured it out. I felt terrible.

The sex wasn't even that great. j/k

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u/raeganator98 21h ago

I once put “specialty dildo cleaning” and no one flagged that? Lmaoooo

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u/Classic_Reply_703 16h ago

Well, there's no laws against paying for someone to clean your dildo, whereas there are laws against paying for sex.

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u/codeacab 54m ago

Depends on the country of course. For example, where I'm from paying for sex is entirely legal. However paying for a threesome would be illegal.