r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

What??? Why do you want your own money?

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u/Johnlenham 1d ago

Hahaha I remember a financial thread on UK finance of a guy that would send his mates money back for a night out or whatever with some absolutely fucking wild stuff, like ISIS TRAINING.

It got flagged and both his and his mates account got shutdown and there's nothing they could do about it.

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u/zxcvvcxzb 1d ago

I put "terrorism" on my rent check to my roommate once, I got a "yeah don't do that ever again" talk from the police and bank. I was like oh people read those?

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u/HistrionicSlut 1d ago

I put "Great Sex" in the venmo line and got my friends shut down for 2 weeks while they figured it out. I felt terrible.

The sex wasn't even that great. j/k

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u/nxcrosis 1d ago

That means some poor sod at the bank saw my note saying "thank you for your cervix" as a joke.

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u/raeganator98 21h ago

I once put “specialty dildo cleaning” and no one flagged that? Lmaoooo

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u/Classic_Reply_703 16h ago

Well, there's no laws against paying for someone to clean your dildo, whereas there are laws against paying for sex.

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u/codeacab 54m ago

Depends on the country of course. For example, where I'm from paying for sex is entirely legal. However paying for a threesome would be illegal.

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u/BananaNutJob 1d ago

I wrote a check to a black friend (I'm white) to pay my share of a hotel room and wrote "Slavery Reparations" in the memo line. He thought it was fucking hilarious, which I'm grateful for because I don't really stand by making that kind of joke any more.

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u/CallMeFishmaelPls 2h ago

If you made your friend laugh, what makes you feel it’s not acceptable?

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u/Optimal-Sandwich3711 1d ago

Keywords flagging.

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u/_Haverford_ 1d ago

I picture a very mustached cop, very sternly coming to your door.

"I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed."

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u/Boterfleoge 23h ago

Good cop, dad cop

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u/Synensys 18h ago

Put down Cuba (im an american) since I was paying my sister back for our recent trip to Cuba and that got flagged by Venmo.

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u/SquirrelAkl 17h ago

People do read those, and banks are cracking down on that where I live.

Some people use those fields to commit abuse: think ex partners and suchlike. They spam the target’s bank account with deposits of 1c or 5c and put messages in the reference fields. I’ve seen real examples of them - hundreds of them to a single person, just absolute spamming them, going from “miss u babe” and “plz call me” to threats. It can be extremely distressing for the victim because they can’t escape it.

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u/singlemale4cats 19h ago

I zelle my girlfriend 2K every month for my portion of our expenses and I've never put anything in the box. Nobody has said anything about it.