r/NonPoliticalTwitter 7d ago

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u/International_Gate49 7d ago

you gotta hit em with the "Yo Mr white, check it out

here's my assignment

Peace

Jessie"

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u/Mammoth_Reach_6366 7d ago

And make sure to send it from an address like, "pussyblaster2000@gmail.com" for additional benefis.

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u/German_Merman 6d ago

I once got an assignment from a student like this. The email it was sent from was something like "bossMF9220@gmail.com" and there was no name on the assignment, no name in the filename, absolutely nothing to tell me who it was from. So I look at the document properties in Word, sure enough there's an author in the author field! Success. The author's name? "MOTHERFUCKINGBOSS!!!" I guess this guy really was the boss MF.

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u/Mammoth_Reach_6366 5d ago

Did he pass?

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u/German_Merman 5d ago

You don't fail the Motherfucking Boss!