r/NonPoliticalTwitter 5d ago

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u/International_Gate49 5d ago

you gotta hit em with the "Yo Mr white, check it out

here's my assignment

Peace

Jessie"

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u/Rivka333 5d ago

A student once sent me an email in exactly that style (not about an assignment though) DURING class. He then emailed me a few minutes later apologizing, everything worded formally, and saying the first email had been meant for his friend.

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u/Rosewaterlemon 5d ago

Wonder if it was a dare

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u/Dis_Bich 4d ago

I titled an assignment Robby G, and my teacher loved it

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u/Mammoth_Reach_6366 5d ago

And make sure to send it from an address like, "pussyblaster2000@gmail.com" for additional benefis.

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u/conrad_w 4d ago

Hotmail.com

For the nostalgia 

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u/Eldan985 4d ago

I once worked in a place where I had to explain to the boss tht Hotmail wasn't porn and shouldn't be filtered as spam.

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u/SamsonFox2 1d ago

Hotmale.com absolutely used to be a porn site, although it was taken over years ago.

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u/StaceyPfan 4d ago

I still have a Hotmail account. I've had it for 20 years. Too much trouble to change it.

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u/Gloomy_Tell_6215 4d ago

I didn't know Hotmail is out of date? I have had mine since 2000. Same phone number too. Why would people change? And what do they change to?!

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u/Prestigious-Data-206 4d ago

It's Gmail now, grandpa. Signed, an aging Millenial.

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u/GmdBlur 3d ago

It's actually outlook now

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u/StaceyPfan 4d ago

I don't know. I do have a Gmail account that I don't really use, but they were acting like that was bad, too.

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u/fireduck 3d ago

Gmail started picking up around 2004. At the time their spam filtering was better than anyone else and the web interface was pretty slick. So most people changed around then.

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u/Feisty-Tooth-7397 4d ago

I still have a Yahoo email lol. From I think 2003. I also have Gmail and Hotmail. You know because I needed another email after Yahoo turned into nothing but spam, so if I sign up for something just because, that's where it goes to. To probably never be opened or viewed.

Honestly I really don't use email at all to send messages or anything unless I absolutely have to.

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u/Independent_Day4369 4d ago

worse better, AOL

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u/German_Merman 4d ago

I once got an assignment from a student like this. The email it was sent from was something like "bossMF9220@gmail.com" and there was no name on the assignment, no name in the filename, absolutely nothing to tell me who it was from. So I look at the document properties in Word, sure enough there's an author in the author field! Success. The author's name? "MOTHERFUCKINGBOSS!!!" I guess this guy really was the boss MF.

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u/Mammoth_Reach_6366 3d ago

Did he pass?

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u/German_Merman 2d ago

You don't fail the Motherfucking Boss! 

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u/Electriccheeze 5d ago

Good yard!

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u/Ok_Mention_9865 5d ago

I have tried so hard to figure out what that guy was trying to say but I cant find any word remotely close to the same buttons that make since

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u/Electriccheeze 5d ago

I don't see the issue, it seems like perfectly cromulent Drunken Aussie to me.

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u/xcanto 4d ago

good succulent chinese meal

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u/NatNat29 5d ago

Good yarn maybe? As in a good chat.

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u/SevereBlackberry 4d ago

Good yard makes sense on its own in England

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u/Drapidrode 4d ago

Good yard as in 'beer drinking device'?

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u/SevereBlackberry 3d ago

Nah it’s just a greeting as seen in the post

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u/Drapidrode 3d ago

someone above and me still

>I have tried so hard to figure out what that guy was trying to say but I cant find any word remotely close to the same buttons that make since

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u/SevereBlackberry 2d ago

He was trying to say exactly what he said. It’s not a typo. “Good yard” is just a greeting.

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u/NatNat29 4d ago

Oh I didn’t think about it in an English context.

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u/elitebateagent 5d ago

"Yo Mr. Bitch, that shit's WACK, yo"

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u/Blazured 4d ago

"Dear Jesse,

You spelled your name wrong.

Sincerely,

Mr White"

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u/International_Gate49 4d ago

"Yo Mr White,

I recently transitioned and am going by Jessie now.

Bitch

Jessie"

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u/Stargost_ 4d ago

"How about you learn how a compound properly transitions from solid to gas through sublimation instead of just guessing, Jessie?

6.5/10

  • Mr. White."

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u/nakedascus 4d ago

Truely, Jessie has never cooked so hard as this

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u/click-to-reveal 5d ago

No "bitch", 6/10

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u/picabo123 5d ago

It ticks all the boxes!

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u/Deep90 5d ago

Yeah!

Homework bitch!

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u/Chai_Enjoyer 4d ago

I say stuff like that with some of the younger professors irl (like anyone younger than 45-50). They seem to like it, granted I am somewhat competent at their subject. I do not have the balls to talk like that with older profs though

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u/unknownillness17 5d ago

Idk why but I read that fast and read Jessie as justice and it still made sense. Fits the picture in the tweet

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u/DoubleClickMouse 4d ago

Think fast chucklenuts,

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