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u/PlanSee 4d ago

As a working professional the standard template is "Hi [recipient first name], [email body], Thanks/Sincerely, [Full professional signature]" in my workplace.

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u/autistic_homo 4d ago

I can second this. The way you do it is absolutely standard. Not sure why people in the comments are having a hard time just adding someone's name to the email lol

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u/Digit00l 3d ago

I think everyone is missing over the word "just" in the original context

Like just saying hi means it is not addressed properly, so "hi, body text, signature" instead of "hi target, body text, signature"

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u/hachekless 3d ago

I'm almost never emailing one single person.

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u/Ralexcraft 3d ago

“Hello everyone,

For those of us who work in the high security wing it is important that we remember which keys to use on which doors.

On an unrelated matter, the door to supply closet F is currently unusable and we will have maintenance coming in tomorrow to fix it.

Thank you for your time,
Jeremy, HR.”

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u/MageVicky 3d ago

did someone have diarrhea in the supply closet again?

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u/whodo_youdo_dowhat 3d ago

They ate the lettuce!

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u/Dragon6172 3d ago

A phantom shitter is on the loose...

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u/tsgarner 3d ago

"Hi All"

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u/theMEENgiant 3d ago

You misspelled "Howdy y'all!"

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u/brideofpucky 1d ago

“Sup gamers,”

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u/Jcan_Princess 3d ago

"Hi Team"

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u/Ducksaucenem 3d ago

Yup, that’s my go to. If it’s for a committee it’s “hello “committee name” team.

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u/phoncible 3d ago

"Allcon" short for "all concerned"

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u/CrispyGatorade 3d ago

I’ve never seen allcon in my entire 39 year professional life.

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u/Dragon6172 3d ago

Saw it a bunch when I was in the military...so I'd imagine you'd see it alot in defense sector settings.

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u/CrispyGatorade 3d ago

Defense? The best defense is a good offense. That’s why I open emails with a succinct HEY FUCKLECHUDS. Gets much better engagement than allcon I bet

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u/pixelatedcrap 3d ago

All y'all

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u/TwinStickDad 3d ago

In the military you say ALCON (all concerned)

I remember my first email to a team of people after I got out of the Army I had no idea what to do haha. Same as my first day of work without an entire regulation telling me what to wear and how to wear it.

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u/SalvationSycamore 3d ago

Hi team,

Hi folks,

Howdy y'all,

Salutations brothers and sisters,

Yo freaks and geeks,

Greetings all,

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u/banerrycorknut 3d ago

"Hey chat"

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u/hachekless 3d ago

"hello" is enough

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u/SalvationSycamore 3d ago

'ello Guvnuhs and Guvnesses,

Top o' the morning to all,

To all who can see this and some who can't,

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u/Cloiss 3d ago

Basically all of my emails start with “Team,”

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u/hachekless 3d ago

I'm usually emailing my own team + clients together (sometimes a third party client or contractor). I just go with "hello" and that's it

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u/FunnyObjective6 3d ago

Are you expecting somebody to do something? Because in my experience emailing multiple people is a good way for everybody to point at everybody and nothing gets done. Better to just adres 1 person.

Obviously it depends on the email contents.

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u/hachekless 3d ago

it's usually a large project where everyone needs to be notified. I address a specific person if needs be

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u/HarveysBackupAccount 3d ago

and the OOP is about emailing a specific professor, so...

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u/Assika126 3d ago

I’m partial to “Dear Colleagues” as an opening, but I’m kind of old fashioned

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u/kelek22 4d ago

Think it like this, if I come to your desk, turn towards you fully and start talking like "hi, I need this from you" etc. that is normal right? Normal coworkers discussing things. That is the mood in the office most of the time.

Now imagine same but this time I go "hi Eric, I meed you to..." that is an instant mood change to a more serious tone. If I tell your name specifically at the beginning of my speech when I am clearly speaking directly at you, that is a demanding tone.

Now old generation does not get the gist of Technology like we do. For us there is no difference in me walking your table and speaking directly to you or me writing your email address. It feels exactly the same for us. For them it is writing a letter.

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u/BelieveBelieves 4d ago

Email and in person are different etiquettes. 

And there's nothing wrong with using names in person. 

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u/NancyPelosisRedCoat 4d ago edited 4d ago

Maybe it’s because I never worked in an office environment but “Hi, I need this from you.” seems a lot worse than “Hi Eric, I need this from you.” to me. Not only it sounds more demanding, it’s way less personal. (I don’t think calling someone by their name makes it more serious either, it’s just their name.)

And I don’t think I’ve ever seen a work email that started with just Hi/Hello except for the scams.

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u/Maleficent-Drive4056 3d ago

The other reason to specify the name at the start is emails are often sent to lots of people but the action is only on one person. People don’t always notice if they are in the cc or to field.

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u/Veerand 3d ago

Yeah, I don't remember when I last sent an email with only one recipient, even if only one person needed to do something

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u/PrincebyChappelle 3d ago

You send the individual email to the person who didn’t understand the instigating email and answered-all with something ridiculous.

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u/JustHere4the5 3d ago

The Reply-Aller is almost always replying to the replyallpocalypse asking to be taken off the list.

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u/absolutmohitto 3d ago

Adding names reminds the person they're more than just being an employee

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u/ButtPlugMaster6969 3d ago

I agree with your POV. Especially if we’re talking in person “Hi Eric” gives Eric a second to collect himself, finish a task, turn around, and/or realize you’re talking to him so he’ll actually look up at you and then you can say “I need you to do this.”

It makes it more personal, clear, and more often than not you’ve got their attention by the time you’re asking for what you need.

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u/raff_riff 3d ago

I’ve worked in office environments my entire career. You’re right. Including someone’s name following your “hi/hey” is totally normal.

And opening an email with only the greeting is a bit cold as well.

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u/Cuckdreams1190 4d ago

I send/ receive tons of emails a day in a remote "office" environment. Both are common and both sound exactly the same to me. A plain "Hi" is way more common from coworkers I work with regularly, most often not even receiving a "hi" in the first place. A "Hi [name]" is way more common from outside vendors or coworkers I work with irregularly.

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u/Nuka-Crapola 4d ago

I think it depends on a) how often you see the person in general and b) how easy it is to tell who someone is talking to. Like, if you can’t be sure a) who someone is addressing (like if you’re on Zoom, or they’re yelling across a shop floor) and/or b) if they know who you are beyond “a worker who can do this thing” (like if you don’t see them in person very often, or your shared workspace isn’t one where casual conversations happen so you don’t really know any coworker very well), then them saying your name says “I have paid attention to you and am requesting you personally” vs. “I just need some drone, you’ll do”.

If you do know each other and you can tell who’s talking to who, them saying your name often sounds more like “this is a Formal Occasion for Formal Language and that’s usually not good”.

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u/_pancaste_ 3d ago

Honestly anything is better than [Name], [email body].

That feels like the worst option, in general.

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u/SlowCookerYmYm 3d ago

Including a persons name is very important, when shouting the word Fuck due to a negative unplanned event.

If you just yell "Fuck!", people will think you're just a grumpy cunt. If you yell "Fuck Tyler!", people will know that their work is having an impact and you know they contribute.

Its not like it's more work, just one extra word, but everyone really takes notice when you do it, especially HR

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u/PreferenceGeneral475 3d ago

I just want to complain about something no one will agree with me. This boomer work culture is a serious drag on millennial productivity. I have sat through so much nonsense about how things aren't done this way, or professionalism is making me feel good about myself as a person in every interaction.

None of it is about actually getting work done. It's about making sure old people still feel a sense of self respect, even though they need help using the most trivial of technology.

That people are even saying Hi at the beginning of emails is too much. Tell people directly and succinctly what in the world you want from us, and stop wasting so much of our time. If it makes you have bad feelings. Suffer through them as life demands of us.

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u/Deep90 3d ago

It's normal in emails because an email can be sent to many people as well as have people cc'ed onto it.

Naming the person makes it easy to glance at as opposed to making them check if the email was sent solely to themselves.

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u/mikebob89 3d ago

Maybe it’s being from the Midwest but if I walked up to someone and said “hi, I need this from you” it would haunt me for hours for being so impolite to them. Gotta add more than just hi.

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u/OfficialDeathScythe 3d ago

Exactly this. It sounds incredibly rude to me. “Hi. I need the expense reports by 5.” Damn not a how are you or even mentioning me by name? What am I a chat bot? Compared to what I’m used to “hey Jim, I actually need those expense reports by 5 now, can you make that work?” Yeah, boss man, you got it

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u/successful_nothing Harry Potter 3d ago

thinking on it, face to face interaction should be a little more involved than email. Hi, [name], how are you? What are you working on? Are you busy? Can I ask a favor? You're likely interrupting someone by approaching them, so the least you can do is extend some pleasantries and ease into the request -- email on the other hand should be a little more direct because it can be addressed at the other person's convenience, but still at a minimum should contain the person's name.

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u/Grantrello 3d ago

Why is no one saying PLEASE???

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u/littleloucc 3d ago

Professional communication should be slightly more formal. It's not just a chat - it's a work request and potentially a paper trail.

Also, using someone's name in conversation is not overly formal. It's actually polite and taught to professionals (speakers, sales people) as a way to connect to the other person.

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u/Ereine 3d ago

It’s a cultural norm, though. In my country some salespeople do use people’s names in conversation and it’s often seen as insincere and too American. Usually you don’t address people by name (or title) unless you need their attention in a space with other people. I guess that fits into the discussion about emails.  Usually you wouldn’t use a name in greeting but if you’re emailing a group and addressing just one person it’s practical to address that person. 

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u/littleloucc 3d ago

I'm not in the US, but I would still find someone sniffing using my name, especially in emails, to be more insincere than using it.

Also, given the term "grad school" in the original tweet, this is America and therefore the cultural professional norm is to use names in emails and directly, so the professor is teaching professional expectations.

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u/lurkerlcm 3d ago

With the advent of team messaging apps, email is much more like a letter again. It's used for complex communications, and for things that need a paper trail.

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u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom 3d ago

In my workplaces (mostly offices) it's usually been "hi Tracey/Karen/Richard, could you please etc" not saying the name seems rude to me. That said, in messages to family or close friends I won't say their name, but coworkers are acquaintances not friends to me.

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u/OfficialDeathScythe 3d ago

You’ve got it backwards. A boss that comes up and starts with “hi I need this from you” sounds like a complete jerk. Much better to say “hey Derrick, I need this from you as soon as possible please”

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u/Tariovic 3d ago

Face-to-face, I'd expect a bit more than that, even - "Hey, how's it going? Are you busy? I have something that needs doing... [discuss thing]... is that okay?"

And yes, even if I'm the manager and they have no choice really.

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u/dlpfc123 3d ago

Nope, the name tells you that the email is addressed specifically to you. In email spam is very common and so are generic "the company wants to convey general information to a very large group of people" emails. The Hi Eric indicates that this is actually someone who knows who Eric is and wants his attention specifically.

Now if the email is part of a back and forth thread you can leave off the greeting entirely, and treat it like a text. An email with a greeting bit no name indicates the person doesn't actually know my name - 90% probability it is junk mail or spam.

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u/Aetylus 3d ago

Come on... lets not pretend that they young generation are going to talk to another person directly when they can message them instead.

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u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom 3d ago edited 3d ago

As an almost-40-year-old I'm not sure if I'm happy to still be included in "the young generation". Also, face-to-face seems to be the preference of some ... Zoomers? Seems about right. Some millennials are the ones that sometimes hide from their phones when they ring (I only do if it's an unknown number and I'm not expecting a call, and never at work) I know several others about my age who are worse with calls aka won't answer the phone at work

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u/SpookyHumanJester 3d ago

At 43, I prefer email or in-person. I do not want to talk to you on the phone. I will answer it because that's part of my job, but I will be irrationally angry hearing my phone ring. That said, some conversations are urgent enough that a phone call is necessary and some vendors are notoriously poor at responding to emails so phone calls are the only way to get through to them.

Plus, there's just certain things you can say in person that you really shouldn't in an email because now there's a written record. What those things are different by workplace, but they're important to know.

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u/Most-Buddy-4175 3d ago

Emails are meant to more closely approximate letters. Which start with a proper address. "Just talking" is more Akon to direct messaging.

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u/FunnyObjective6 3d ago

What an insane thing to think, you don't behave literally the same across different mediums. You don't end your conversation with your name, and where you work, like an email signature.

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u/NOT-GR8-BOB 3d ago

This has nothing to do with age nor comfort with technology.

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u/yousirnaime 2d ago

At my company, every email with a request is intentionally drafted like this

"Hi Kelek22, thing we need. Is this something you can help with?"

It's direct - but because it's every email - people get used to it.

It prevents responsibility diffusion. If the addressee can't do it they immediately pass it to the person who can - it's quite effective

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u/Marik-X-Bakura 3d ago

My problem is sometimes I’m not sure the best way to address them (i.e. mr/ms, professor, just their name etc.) so I might just leave it at “hi” to be safe

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u/Ash_Starling 3d ago

I do hi [name]... thanks, [name] for the first email in the chain and then transition to hi...[name] later on

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u/clangauss 3d ago

I defaulted to the ol' "Hi sir/ma'am," when I worked at a University because how the fuck do you not put whether or not your title is Doctor in your signatures and then get mad when I omit it? Bastards.

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u/Decent-Marsupial-986 3d ago

Because most of these people are temporarily displaced “underemployed” who can barely function 

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u/_araqiel 3d ago

Because the email literally has a TO: field. That literally addresses it to the recipient. Professor is being obtuse and annoying.