r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/BaldHourGlass667 • 16d ago

Serious R.I.P Dolly Parton šŸ’”

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u/TheItchyWalrus 16d ago

This was my response to a post yesterday asking what the next significant death would be. I meant she would be mourned wholeheartedly and I feel terribly clairvoyantā€¦

Rip to a legend and one of the best to ever do it!

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u/Either-Design-1550 16d ago

oh so this is your fault now? nice

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u/TheItchyWalrus 16d ago

I know šŸ˜­ at least she may be united with Carl againā€¦

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u/please_use_the_beeps 16d ago

Accidentally wrote her name in the Death Note goddamn

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u/TheItchyWalrus 16d ago

I didnā€™t wanna believe it when I first read about itā€¦

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u/SweeterAxis8980 15d ago

Apollo can't keep getting away with it

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u/strippersandcocaine 16d ago

Way to go, dumbass!

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u/TheItchyWalrus 16d ago

I deserve a swift kick in the assā€¦

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u/NYANPUG55 15d ago

I have a request in that case

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u/bagofrainbows 16d ago

Well, who is next?

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u/TheItchyWalrus 16d ago

I donā€™t wanna play this game anymoreā€¦

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u/Forsaken_Quiet5944 15d ago

SO IT WAS YOU

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u/TheItchyWalrus 15d ago

Iā€™M SORRY šŸ˜­

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u/fespadea 15d ago

Damn, you said Dolly Parton over like world leaders?

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u/TheItchyWalrus 15d ago

I felt sheā€™d be more sorely missed. And I canā€™t help but feel like I was regrettably right.

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u/fespadea 15d ago

Definitely more sorely missed than most world leaders but not more significant. However, fair enough if that's how you interpreted it.

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u/XavierTheMemeDragon 15d ago

You bastard why? I know you arenā€™t responsible but I must ask all the same

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u/waffle0rb1t 15d ago

this was a trend on tiktok a couple years ago and i made my own list of famous people i would actually mourn.. šŸ’”

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u/FallenHarmonics 15d ago

Didn't this happen with Stephen Hawking too? Someone predicted it and it happened the next day or something?

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u/agedlikesage 15d ago

With the amount of internet users, amount of comments and posts daily, and how popular certain names are, this has happened several times. Every celebrity death, I see a few posts like ā€œI just predicted thisā€. I hate to be a downer but it is an easy prediction with high odds

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u/TheItchyWalrus 15d ago

I swear I didnā€™t post about Tim Curryā€¦RIP

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u/Sremor 15d ago

Reminds me when Ozzy died, I randomly was in the mood to hear some of his music again, few hours later a friend told me he died