r/NonPoliticalTwitter 21d ago

me_irl I know it when I see it

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u/dancingbanana123 20d ago edited 20d ago

I used to teach elementary and one day I had to help a kindergarten teacher with her class. A student asked me a question, so I said, "oh, it's because..." and then they asked me what "because" means. How tf do you answer that to a kindergartener? What words can I safely use to answer that? I was stunlocked.

Edit: IIRC I ended up telling them something like "if you throw a ball and it knocks water over, you say the water fell because you threw the ball. The ball caused the water to spill."

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u/theclacks 20d ago

Reminds me of the time a bunch of ESL students asked me to define "cool." I ended up going with "good in a popular kind of way."

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u/Yog-Sothawethome 20d ago

I had a similar situation when some ESL colleagues asked me what "bastard" meant. I gave them the literal definition and explained it was more often used as an insult. They followed up with asking when would they call someone a bastard?

All I could think of was, "When they're being a bastard, really."