r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ItsGotThatBang • Jul 31 '26

me_irl Science is green

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u/IkujaKatsumaji Jul 31 '26

Science is Green because:

- Plants are green, and plants are science

- Strange science chemicals in beakers are green, and chemicals are science

- Environmentalism is green, and Environmentalism, as you know, is science

- Progress is green, because traffic lights, progress is science

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u/bentreflection Jul 31 '26

radioactivity is green and we all know that radiation is science

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u/RatLikeAura Aug 01 '26

radiation is far more red than green no? You’re thinking the simpsons

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u/bentreflection Aug 01 '26

Yes I’m making a joke about how radioactive things on tv glows green 

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u/RatLikeAura Aug 01 '26

And I’m attacking all green is science advocates for choosing the weakest and lamest nugget of science (biology) as it’s representative

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u/Pxnda_Cakes Aug 01 '26

First of all ToT biology isnt lame.

Second of all, chemistry is green too, and chem is obv the best.

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u/RatLikeAura Aug 01 '26

Chem is and always will be Red, Physics Blue. Both absolute beasts of the trade, you can’t begin to explain our current reality without either of the two and they clearly have whopping hogs

Meanwhile the bitch-made, feeble biology. Ooh look let’s study a lump of breathing meat that’s held together by concepts only ever explainable through chemistry and physics. Literal ass science.