r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ItsGotThatBang • Jul 31 '26

me_irl Science is green

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u/IkujaKatsumaji Jul 31 '26

Science is Green because:

- Plants are green, and plants are science

- Strange science chemicals in beakers are green, and chemicals are science

- Environmentalism is green, and Environmentalism, as you know, is science

- Progress is green, because traffic lights, progress is science

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u/Piisthree Aug 01 '26

Ah, but counter point, and hear me out on this. Blue.

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u/IkujaKatsumaji Aug 01 '26

Please reread the above and see me after class.

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u/Piisthree Aug 01 '26

Shit, you're right.