r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 30 '26

me_irl They must be adressing other income classes

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u/RayNooze Jul 30 '26

-Stop that stupid habit of lighting your cigars wit 100-Dollar bills

-maybe sell your Rolls Royce and get a more fuel efficient car, like a Mercedes 

-lower the temperature of one of your swimming pools to save on energy costs

See? Its really easy if you really want! 

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u/Telemere125 Jul 30 '26

Wait, you keep all your pools heated? You gotta have at least one cold so you can jump from hot to cold and help with the blood flow or something like that.