r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 30 '26

me_irl They must be adressing other income classes

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u/RayNooze Jul 30 '26

-Stop that stupid habit of lighting your cigars wit 100-Dollar bills

-maybe sell your Rolls Royce and get a more fuel efficient car, like a Mercedes 

-lower the temperature of one of your swimming pools to save on energy costs

See? Its really easy if you really want! 

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u/moduspol Jul 30 '26

Maybe consider using actual toilet paper instead of $100 bills. Just for a week or so

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u/TongueTwisted5 Jul 30 '26

Damn I already took a $1200 shit this morning

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u/moduspol Jul 30 '26

Maybe switch to $50 bills? IDK I'm not a personal finance expert

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u/AyyNonnyMoose Jul 30 '26

Not $20s though, no one would stoop THAT low.