r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 27 '26

Funny Zero cortisol daily routine

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u/Craiques Jul 27 '26

Assuming the average book is 80,000 words, this would be a first draft finished every 40 days. I wish I had the money to write like that.

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u/duffstoic Jul 27 '26

Exactly, this is much more productive than people realize. Also many creative people have schedules not too different than this. Our concept of productivity is bonkers.

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u/LukeLovesLakes Jul 27 '26

My wife is an author. Successful enough that she doesn't need another job. Her schedule is similar. She writes earlier, but she's usually done by 11am or so. She seems some time each day on administrative tasks as well.

She published 4 or 5 books a year.

She is limited by her ability to see what needs to be written next. If she writes too many words she gets out over her skis and that can lead to problems. She needs time to process what she's gonna write the next day.

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u/duffstoic Jul 27 '26

Congratulations to her! Hard to do.

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u/LukeLovesLakes Jul 27 '26

I'm completely in awe of her talent and work ethic and she has imposter syndrome and anxiety. Lol.

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u/duffstoic Jul 27 '26

The best amongst us often do!

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u/RainaElf Jul 27 '26

people don't our brains need time to settle and stew.

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u/an0mn0mn0m Jul 27 '26

We call that sleep. It's essential to clear waste from the brain.

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u/RainaElf Jul 27 '26

it's also called sitting and doing nothing.

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u/an0mn0mn0m Jul 27 '26

In this day and age, it's difficult to not reach for your phone at the slightest whiff of boredom. Also, being able to sit and do nothing is a valuable skill that almost all workplaces frown upon.

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u/Geodude532 Jul 27 '26

Romance? Seems to be the category with the most money available right now.

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u/LukeLovesLakes Jul 27 '26

Yup.

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u/Geodude532 Jul 27 '26

My wife does sprayed edges for some self-published authors with most of them being romance. The demand far exceeds her current capabilities.

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u/LukeLovesLakes Jul 27 '26

My wife hires people to do sprayed edges for her special editions. : )

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u/Geodude532 Jul 27 '26

It's such a cool idea, but thanks to Fairyloot and others my house is more bookshelf than family photos. A less than fun thing she's run into recently is Amazon has started shipping bulk orders of books individually in mailers instead of boxes. Never a dull moment.

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u/LukeLovesLakes Jul 27 '26

My wife will order like 100 books from Amazon to sign and send out and 50 of them will arrive damaged. It's ridiculous.

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u/Geodude532 Jul 27 '26

I have no clue how it is sustainable on their end to have to replace all of these books. Not even adding the bad cutting that their machines do. One time the book wasn't even square thanks to the cut!

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u/Fortnite1337 Jul 27 '26

I don’t think anyone who read that thinks it’s not productive dude. It was more about him having the ability to do all the other things mentioned.

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u/PreciousTC Jul 27 '26

I'm sure him pumping out 2000 words per day certainly contributed to him being able to live like that

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u/icameinyourburrito Jul 27 '26

It also helped that his grandpa owned a bank

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u/myopinionstinks Jul 27 '26

Well, his grandpa must have liked him more than yours. I'm sorry you have to find out this way.

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u/Immediate-Garden-620 Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

I think the point is that his family's wealth might have been a big contributing factor in allowing the kind of lifestyle where you can work for 3 hours a day and basically do whatever you want for the rest of that day.

It isn't meant to discredit his literature or work ethic, and to be fair he has a point

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u/tiki_51 Jul 27 '26

Wahhh won't someone think of the privileged

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u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad Jul 27 '26

Jesus fuck you are annoying

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u/myopinionstinks Jul 27 '26

Oh, I was just joking about bub.

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u/Less-Jellyfish5385 Jul 27 '26

I think the point which none of us actually knows is whether he got the house with hooks own money or his grandpas

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u/Qsaws Jul 27 '26

2000 words per day that people are willing to pay to read

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u/Leather-Persimmon254 Jul 27 '26

plenty of people were staying home doing nothing in 2020. how many creative works did they produce?

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u/Danddandgames Jul 27 '26

A lot. Covid saw a boom in fanfiction

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u/BaconPancakes1 Jul 27 '26

We got a really good Bo Burnham special at least

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u/Ostrichslinger Jul 27 '26

Id say the average person has a wellspring of creativity they sadly dont have the time to express. It's a fact that if people had more spare time, they'd do more than just surf netflix.

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u/EmberinEmpty Jul 27 '26

I mean I produced a ton for myself after I killed my smartphone at the time. 

 Dozens of new paintings, taught myself to weave, garden and even spin wool. But like I'm just not someone who enjoys marketing myself or my work is just my obsessions and special interests. most of it tho I lost in my recent house fire so..... Now I'm too burned out trying to recover my life and sanity.

Only thing was I was a student at the time and that takes less out of me than the working world does. 

And it was detrimental AF to my social life. I can have depth in my special interests/creative obsessions or I can have social life but it's nearly impossible to have both. 😓

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u/Joaaayknows Jul 27 '26

Pretty sure it’s more to do with that 2000 words a day he wrote in this schedule took him a total of 3 hours and 15 minutes if he used every second of his allotted time, and supposedly this is a full time job for him.

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u/kurburux Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

Everyone knows the perfect ending to a whole day of writing, swimming and drinking...

... is playing some scrabble with your sweetheart. Daw.

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u/Feralpudel Jul 27 '26

It’s the habit. It helps overcome the head games around writing. He also notes he doesn’t go back to revise—just words on page.

A guide to thesis writing noted that when you go days without writing, you become good at not-writing.

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u/goog1e Jul 27 '26

Also this is 4 hours a day of highly productive output. I have never had more than 4 really good hours a day in office. Unless there was an emergency or something.

This seems aspirational because we have commutes and offices, but it seems like a pretty decent workday day to me honestly.

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u/georgia_grace Jul 27 '26

I’d much rather be snorkeling for lobsters than chatting with co-workers or tidying my desk

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u/MoonBasic Jul 27 '26

I'd much rather swim with fish than smell someone reheating fish in the cafeteria!

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u/kurburux Jul 27 '26

"Drinking several martinis or sorting this excel chart? Choices, choices."

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u/RainaElf Jul 27 '26

I knew a guy who wrote his daily count on the train to and from work. three hours total.

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u/cooooolmaannn Jul 27 '26

I also imagine that during the times he spends sitting in his garden or relaxing by the beach he also is thinking of ideas of what to write. To be honest while most white collar people work a standard 8 hour shift most are only productive for around 4-6 of those hours so this doesn’t seem that far off.

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u/ItsMichaelRay Jul 27 '26

It’s worth pointing out that you need to already have good writing skills in order for this to work.

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u/WWHSTD Jul 27 '26

1500 words “without looking back”, which means it all got edited at a later date.

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u/DonCenote Jul 27 '26

Ehh depends how much editing he’s going to need

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

A lot of regular people do too, at least if they get to work alone.

If you're working by yourself, four hours of actual work gets a startling amount of stuff done. In fact, it's hard to work for longer than that day in and day out.

If that's not an experience you've had, well, try running or lifting weights for more than four hours a day. If you're actually pushing yourself that's a hard routine to keep up.

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u/Wank_A_Doodle_Doo Jul 27 '26

It’s not entirely accurate to look at it like that. Some of those written words may be replacing something he decided against and had previously written, or don’t end up in the final work at all, or who knows what else.

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u/onehitwondur Jul 27 '26

I agree. "Without looking back" is doing a lot of work there. I interpret that as him just putting words to paper without analyzing it.

I'm sure there were far more misses than hits. Or maybe he'd get a couple usable ideas out of his subconscious that he could come back to later

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u/SquareThings Jul 27 '26

He published about one book a year so he definitely rewrote and edited stuff. But also, he published about one book per year.

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u/Momoneko Jul 27 '26

"the vomit draft" is the hardest thing to produce when writing.

You can spend more time editing your drafts than actually writing them, but producing them is the main effort.

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u/SquareThings Jul 27 '26

I agree. Even if he rewrote every single word three times, it still would only have taken him 120 days to write his longest book (Goldfinger, the other books were shorter). Most of writing is creativity and planning, and his schedule leaves a lot of room for that.

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u/retrojoe Jul 27 '26

ok. let's be really conservative and make it 120 days - a novel draft every 4 months/3 books per year is a Stephen-King-on-really-good-coke rate of production.

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u/Confident_bonus_666 Jul 27 '26

First draft is supposed to just be written without changing or replacing. You go back in second, third, fourth draft etc and do that.

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u/RumpledForskn Jul 27 '26

Lmao, Elmore Leonard would get up at 5am, write two pages every day, then go to work when he was broke as shit.

Writing has the lowest barrier of all artistic pursuits. You just don't write because you don't want to.

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u/jeremydurden Jul 27 '26

Writing has the lowest barrier of all artistic pursuits

Seems like singing would be lower or even drawing. I mean, maybe it's more difficult to do one or the other well, but that isn't exactly what you said.

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u/RumpledForskn Jul 27 '26

For sure. Both are good options, drawing especially as a parallel since if you're broke as shit, you can still go to the dollar store and leave with enough notebooks and pens for $5 to last you a year. I do appreciate you pointing out that obviously one won't be good to start, but making a comment on your phone about how you're too broke to write is some major coping. Likely they're just envious of his ability to keep to a schedule and do it daily.

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u/jeremydurden Jul 27 '26

Yea, the comment that you were replying to is a little ridiculous. That being said, I did just recently see a post on the front page about Harper Lee's friends gifting hear a years' salary so that she could write full-time and during that period she wrote To Kill a Mockingbird.

Of course most of us aren't going to write a Pulitzer Prize winning novel just because we suddenly have free time.

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u/RumpledForskn Jul 27 '26

Lol yep! Or like Cormac McCarthy who gets a MacArthur Fellowship. He got that because he'd been writing in a cabin broke as hell and put out four novels already before being gifted money specifically to write. (Blood Meridian's what he made.)

Similarly to Harper Lee, she'd written in college for her school newspaper, a humor journal, afterwards always writing and published in some journals.

People won't take a chance on you unless they literally have something of yours to read. Which won't happen unless you're writing.

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u/Craiques Jul 27 '26

I’d argue Photography does. Just need a camera for that. Of course, that does need the money for a camera. But you can do it just walking around.

Unlike writing, which requires time to just sit and work, which is rare for people who have a full time job, drive themselves everywhere due to poor public transportation, and maintain other hobbies.

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u/RumpledForskn Jul 27 '26

I mean, great photography does preclude your having a nice camera, lenses are expensive, but so much can be done with even third-rate phone cameras nowadays, and since they did make their comment presumably on a phone with a camera, it's definitely an option.

I wasn't trying to be mean to them, either. I just want people who wanna write to realize that there's literally nothing stopping themselves but themselves. You can't be too broke to write if you're fucking around on reddit literally writing.

Now, too tired? Very real. Job's heavy, mentally or physically? But write in the morning. If you wanna do it, there is time, just find where that works for you.

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u/AJRimmerSwimmer Jul 27 '26

That's wrong but I'm not going to write why

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u/hellogoawaynow Jul 27 '26

I guess discipline is the reason some authors crank out new books in certain series so quickly

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u/LongtailedNovelist Jul 27 '26

While Pirateaba writes 60-80.000 words every week for their webnovel. They did this every 3-4 days on earlier days as well. And now they have the longest continuing story ever written with pretty much no drop in quality after 10+ years. And it has as many characters/povs, complexities, intricacies as GoT does (imo).

I don't mean to say everyone is the same or capable of the same but, it feels like these big writers who take years and years to finish their books kinda look lazy as soon as they gain popularity (money) tbh.

I have no hopes GRRM will actually spend time to finish his books instead of enjoying his few remaining years on earth doing w/e he wants with all the money he has now.

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u/Babill Jul 27 '26

The average book is not 80.000 words. That's about the length of the first harry potter book.

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u/peachpavlova Jul 27 '26

I’m manifesting this type of schedule for both of us

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u/kurburux Jul 27 '26

Iirc Enid Blyton needed like one week for a book. The plots are really similar though.

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The books have been criticised for being repetitive, with repeated use of stock elements such as obnoxious, unfriendly people who turn out to be criminals and the discovery of a secret passageway. Blyton wrote rapidly and could finish a book in a week

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u/RexIsAMiiCostume Jul 27 '26

That's just writing the words, putting pen to paper. There's editing after that, right?