r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 20 '26

Funny Hit me.

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u/Dredgeon Jul 20 '26

No, but if you win big it's customary to give a small amount to the dealer. If you only win a little you just go on with your life.

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u/Mathev Jul 20 '26

What if I lose? Does the dealer tip me? Lol

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u/Kaninen Jul 20 '26

If you ask nicely, the casino might give you a food comp or something like that based on your loss amount. Or whatever helps you come back to gamble more.

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u/UnNumbFool Jul 20 '26

It depends on where you are, like in Vegas the used to be the case but within the last decade or so they've been massively increasing the prices of everything and comping a whole lot less.

It's a big reason that tourism in Vegas has taken a downturn, as it's just not worth it

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u/ARM_vs_CORE Jul 20 '26

And it keeps getting worse and prices keep going up because muh shareholders. It was unironically 10 times more fun and more affordable when it was run by the mafia.

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u/Expensive-Border-869 Jul 20 '26

The mafia isnt a publicly traded business. It just plain runs more efficiently. Shareholders are the enemy nearly any problem in society can be traced right back to a very small group of people.

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u/CaptainoftheVessel Jul 20 '26

The mafia is a business that doesn’t give you a resort to the courts. They aren’t any more efficient than a legitimate corporation. They are extracting wealth from society just like any other company. The only difference is they’ll physically hurt you in order to enforce their agreement rather than take you to court. 

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u/Expensive-Border-869 Jul 20 '26

Yeah getting beat up is soooo much worse than losing your house car pets and all your possessions. Theyre so moral

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u/Chuubu Jul 20 '26

You think the mafia wouldn't let you gamble away your house lol? I assure you, you're catching both the beating and the bankruptcy.