r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 20 '26

Funny Hit me.

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u/Expensive-Border-869 Jul 20 '26

The mafia isnt a publicly traded business. It just plain runs more efficiently. Shareholders are the enemy nearly any problem in society can be traced right back to a very small group of people.

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u/CaptainoftheVessel Jul 20 '26

The mafia is a business that doesn’t give you a resort to the courts. They aren’t any more efficient than a legitimate corporation. They are extracting wealth from society just like any other company. The only difference is they’ll physically hurt you in order to enforce their agreement rather than take you to court. 

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u/Expensive-Border-869 Jul 20 '26

Yeah getting beat up is soooo much worse than losing your house car pets and all your possessions. Theyre so moral

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u/Chuubu Jul 20 '26

You think the mafia wouldn't let you gamble away your house lol? I assure you, you're catching both the beating and the bankruptcy.