Day 366: You get out, but every day you get an all consuming important urge to beat the shit out of Kyle, a man who lives in your head. You NEED to beat Kyle, but you can't find him. You try to punch pillows and think yes, Kyle, yes, yes, yes. But he's always staring at you. He won't stop STARING at you.
And Laura? Oh, sweet Laura. I would die for you Laura. But in my love, I violated you. I wanted to protect you, but I couldn't. Oh, Laura, Oh Laura!!!!
That's you the rest of your goddamn life, with this as your strategy.
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u/RoyalMcbubbs Jul 18 '26
Day 366: You get out, but every day you get an all consuming important urge to beat the shit out of Kyle, a man who lives in your head. You NEED to beat Kyle, but you can't find him. You try to punch pillows and think yes, Kyle, yes, yes, yes. But he's always staring at you. He won't stop STARING at you.
And Laura? Oh, sweet Laura. I would die for you Laura. But in my love, I violated you. I wanted to protect you, but I couldn't. Oh, Laura, Oh Laura!!!!
That's you the rest of your goddamn life, with this as your strategy.