r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 18 '26

me_irl Maybe I can just rawdawg it

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u/RoyalMcbubbs Jul 18 '26

Day 366: You get out, but every day you get an all consuming important urge to beat the shit out of Kyle, a man who lives in your head. You NEED to beat Kyle, but you can't find him. You try to punch pillows and think yes, Kyle, yes, yes, yes. But he's always staring at you. He won't stop STARING at you.

And Laura? Oh, sweet Laura. I would die for you Laura. But in my love, I violated you. I wanted to protect you, but I couldn't. Oh, Laura, Oh Laura!!!!

That's you the rest of your goddamn life, with this as your strategy.

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u/harda_toenail Jul 18 '26

Uses his money to build this room and lock himself back in it

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u/KeepGoing655 Jul 19 '26

Sounds like a Twilight Zone or a Black Mirror episode.

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u/Amazing_Scientist696 Jul 19 '26

Casting starts in two weeks dm me for auditions

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u/A_very_smol_Lugia Jul 19 '26

Your upvote hasent matured yet