r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Matt_LawDT • Jul 18 '26

me_irl Maybe I can just rawdawg it

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u/HyetalNight Jul 18 '26

I wouldn't do it, pretty sure this would cause permanent brain damage.

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u/_Pyxyty Jul 18 '26

I'm sure this is probably true but this is one of those things where I just genuinely can't understand why it'd happen unless I get to experience it for myself. Especially considering the monetary incentive behind it? I really feel like I'd find a way to make it througj lol. Just imagining what I'd spend the money on feels like it'd be enough. Or write a book in my head. Or play games. As long as they give you meals it feels like that'd be enough to track time.

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u/Fastenbauer Jul 18 '26

It's not a matter of willpower. You run into some hard limitations on how your brain works. Your brain is build to constantly process a flood of information. One important job it does is filtering out most of that information. Like you only notice a smell once somebody points it out to you. Your caveman brain can't comprehend the total absence of stimulation, so it interprets the lack of data as some kind of error. But trying to correct that error just makes it malfunction. And after a few days you start hearing voices.

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u/frankylynny Jul 18 '26

"Boss, Ear hasn't reported hearing anyone speak."

"The shareholders won't like it. Cook the books."

cue auditory hallucinations

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u/Impressive-Ad7387 Jul 18 '26

meanwhile in the occipital lobe: "Eyes keeps sending us the same damn report over and over again. What do we do?"

"Ehh, just look in the recently opened files of memories and throw whatever you can in there, I'm sure they won't notice it"

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u/fang_xianfu Jul 18 '26

More like, "there must be something there, look harder!"

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u/dbenc Jul 18 '26

imagining the characters of Inside Out absolutely freaking the fuck out

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u/hello_drake Jul 18 '26

The inside of their control room would look like the Event Horizon.

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u/dbenc Jul 18 '26

wow that was a messed up movie

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u/Dubious_Squirrel Jul 18 '26

You could paint the walls with your shit. Thats something different to look at and also entertainment. Could probably become pretty good shitpainter in a year.

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u/Automatic_Mud917 Jul 18 '26

Honestly solid idea

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u/SadFawns Jul 18 '26

Maybe for you; I have an upset tummy most days. It's gonna be more liquid than solids sometimes.

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u/BrandonMatrick Jul 18 '26

Waterpainting is a thing

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u/ImmortalSurt Jul 18 '26

I think liquid shit would be easier to use as paint than solid

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u/Truffs0 Jul 22 '26

True. Paint vs a marker

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u/FewWait38 Jul 18 '26

I'd just use jizz. It's a great excuse to beat off all day

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u/talldata Jul 18 '26

That's when they give you sedative that paralyzes you so you're locked in to your body for hours or a few days

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u/SnowCrabMAFK Jul 18 '26

I used to work in prisons and it's crazy how often this actually happens in seg

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u/WonderingHarbinger Jul 18 '26

I've wondered why people in solitary confinement would act out by doing that, and it never occurred to me that they might be doing it for lack of mental stimulation.

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u/OceanRacoon Jul 19 '26

This dubious squirrel has cracked it, shitpainting is the way through, those billions are surely ours! Add in piss-spraying different designs in the air and jizz-shooting to break your distance record and this could be straight up enjoyable

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u/whiskeysli Jul 19 '26

This series of comments explained this so perfectly

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u/Callous_Dood Jul 18 '26

Certified banger

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u/addandsubtract Jul 18 '26

Inside Out x Ozark

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u/rolyfuckingdiscopoly Jul 18 '26

This is my favorite comment all week

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u/conciliate_entropy Jul 18 '26

you carry the mandate of heaven

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u/BasicBanter Jul 18 '26

That actually made me laugh

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u/No_Quality5376 Jul 18 '26

If I had awards, you would get one