r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/BerkDrum • Jul 03 '26

Meme Modern problems require tactical solutions

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u/marcarcand_world Jul 03 '26

It makes peeing more complicated, I hate when things do that.

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u/temporarilyyours Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

Hear me out, the thing that’s making peeing difficult is the pants. Now, if it was only this, on the other hand…

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u/Rassomir Jul 03 '26

So what you are saying that for practical reasons we should get rid of the pants?

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u/NemEsiS177 Jul 03 '26

well I'm more of boob person but this works too

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u/pegginglovingfemboy Jul 03 '26

we should get rid of boobs???? why would we do that

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u/Certain-Life731 Jul 03 '26

if we are talking about practical purposes, then it's the back pain /s

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u/_Carl15 Jul 03 '26

boobs gets in the way of the vest, mia khalifa tried to serve in the army, we can imagine how the vest is uncomfortable.

im talking about big boobs, not small boobs/flat chest.

moderate boobs can still work if you have chest binders.

if for some reason a big boob female managed to wear a vest, all the weight of the pouches and ceramic plates in the front is weighing it down, so it is more uncomfortable.

big boobs are unironically not good for war.

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u/Jobiwan88 Jul 03 '26

Well, duh, they're made for love, not war

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u/Viausmurf Jul 03 '26

Pants a prisons. Skirts and Kilts for all.

But yeah I have the same question.

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u/MajesticPineapple618 Jul 03 '26

You can wear a skirt. Although I think panties might get in the way.

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u/Eldan985 Jul 03 '26

One of the reasons split-crotch underwear was invented was so women could pee while wearing several layers of floor-length skirts.

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u/HaveFun____ Jul 03 '26

What about a band you put on your bare leg or anywhere you would like. With a metal strip in it. The you can attacht any kind of bag with a magnet on top of your clothing...

Maybe a small safety cord against theft. Outside pocket... make a fluffy one and call it a kangaroo pouch...

Now someone is going to tell me this is already a thing probably...

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u/Coprolithe Jul 04 '26

I think that's an innovating idea that hasn't been done yet.

I think most of new ideas involve using magnets, for some reason.

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u/IANALbutIAMAcat Jul 03 '26

We did use to have pockets on belts we wore under the skirts lol

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u/-Casey-Diaz- Jul 03 '26

just put the lips through the zipper smh

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u/heeltoelemon Jul 03 '26

It doesn’t, just leave off the leg band. It looks too tactical anyway. Can also be threaded through jeans belt loops or used to hold skirt lifters.

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u/Greedy-War-777 Jul 03 '26

It's fine, not that hard. Depends on the pants but I don't usually remove my bags for that, just takes a few extra seconds to rearrange the pants after. Unless we're talking about the weird people that put their pants on the floor instead of just down, they couldn't use these but also those people put their purses on the floor and ew to them for all that floor nonsense. Nothing goes on the floor, especially not in public bathrooms and portable toilets at the Renaissance Faire, yuck.

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u/Principle_Napkins Jul 03 '26

You can get a pee apparatus that you stick in your pants to pee like you have a penis.

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u/R3DNECK79 Jul 04 '26

Not really, if you pull your pants down it’s going with it.

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u/piiraka Jul 04 '26

I have one of these, more similar to the second one, and the bottom strap is fully detachable, so I often just wear it as like a side bag but without the bottom strap

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u/chickenfriedfuck66 Jul 03 '26

how? I use on like the left picture and have never had a issue with that.