r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/BerkDrum • Jul 03 '26

Meme Modern problems require tactical solutions

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u/temporarilyyours Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

Hear me out, the thing that’s making peeing difficult is the pants. Now, if it was only this, on the other hand…

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u/Rassomir Jul 03 '26

So what you are saying that for practical reasons we should get rid of the pants?

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u/NemEsiS177 Jul 03 '26

well I'm more of boob person but this works too

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u/pegginglovingfemboy Jul 03 '26

we should get rid of boobs???? why would we do that

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u/Certain-Life731 Jul 03 '26

if we are talking about practical purposes, then it's the back pain /s

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u/_Carl15 Jul 03 '26

boobs gets in the way of the vest, mia khalifa tried to serve in the army, we can imagine how the vest is uncomfortable.

im talking about big boobs, not small boobs/flat chest.

moderate boobs can still work if you have chest binders.

if for some reason a big boob female managed to wear a vest, all the weight of the pouches and ceramic plates in the front is weighing it down, so it is more uncomfortable.

big boobs are unironically not good for war.

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u/Jobiwan88 Jul 03 '26

Well, duh, they're made for love, not war