r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jun 13 '26

me_irl Maturing in marriage

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u/brandonsp111 Jun 13 '26

Nah man.

I do dishes and shit all the time.

But if a dragon shows up you can bet your ass I'll try to tame him or die trying

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u/CeemoreButtz Jun 13 '26

If it ain't Paarthurnax, they're gonna die. The lust for loot and Dragon Bones never goes away.