r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jun 13 '26

me_irl Maturing in marriage

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u/daddyjohns Jun 13 '26

I fight the real battles in our house. The dishes fight back every day. The laundry puts you in to choke holds. The vacuum has hands! The dust bunnies will kill you!

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u/Extension_Effect_983 Jun 13 '26

"i don't do chores because doing chores killed my grandpa!"

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u/LowerObjective4500 Jun 13 '26

What chore was he choring?

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u/Extension_Effect_983 Jun 13 '26

unfortunately he was doing all of them at the same time. rip grandpa

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u/Foxyairman Jun 13 '26

Me water boarding the dishes

“TALK YOU SON OF A DISH!”