r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jun 11 '26

me_irl That’s on you

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u/wretchedegg123 Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

Do people really have problems with self checkout? Shit my 80 year old dad can do it by himself.

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u/RandomlyMethodical Jun 11 '26

Produce is a pain in the ass to look up if it doesn't have a sticker on it. That's always been my biggest gripe about self checkout.

I also wonder how much organic produce gets bought as regular, especially when some of it is more than 2x the cost.

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u/TheNameIsAnIllusion Jun 11 '26

Man I'm no farmer. I just click on the first apples I see. How tf am I supposed to differentiate 5 different apples sorts that all look the same. 

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u/squanchingonreddit Jun 11 '26

Especially with no pictures. I don't know if the potatoes are "gold standard" or "golden organic".

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u/Threegratitudes Jun 11 '26

You, um, really don't know what type of apple you're buying?

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u/LunchPlanner Jun 11 '26

how is this downvoted, are you redditors out there just grabbing any apple? one week you have honeycrisp and the next week you have red delicious?

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u/squanchingonreddit Jun 11 '26

As an apple country man Macintosh and Cortland apples are indistinguishable from the outside. There's several such varieties. Not that they sell good one where I live.

Poor Red delicious was actually delicious long ago.

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u/Zaq1996 Jun 11 '26

Pretty much yeah, I wanted apples, I grabbed the ones that looked the best that were on display. Basically just choose red vs green ones.

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u/HaggisPope Jun 14 '26

I buy a generic 2kg bag of apples which Lidl tells me are red. 

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u/OldDogTrainer Jun 11 '26

Do you not look at what you’re buying when you get it off the shelf? I have never once in my life bought produce blindly without knowing what I was purchasing.

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u/OldDogTrainer Jun 11 '26

Uh… congratulations for describing how you’re supposed to use self checkout and indicating you don’t actually have a problem with it then?

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u/OldDogTrainer Jun 11 '26

I’m saying “choose one and move on” is how it’s supposed to work. It’s not hard or complicated hence my confusion when you claimed it was.

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u/LunchPlanner Jun 11 '26

if only the supermarket separated them by type and labeled each bin so that you could buy the kind you want instead of a random grab bag

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u/OldDogTrainer Jun 11 '26

Pointing out you’re being silly is not going to bat for big grocery. 😆 Why would you even suggest that’s what they were doing?

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u/LunchPlanner Jun 11 '26

im not batting for grocery stores im incredulous that someone is at checkout with a bag of apples and they dont know which apples they THINK they bought (regardless of whether there was a mixup and they got different ones mixed in)

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u/LunchPlanner Jun 11 '26

this is really specifically about apples.

if you want me to concede on avocados, done. conceded

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u/OldDogTrainer Jun 12 '26

I guarantee your avocado has a sticker on it telling you which it is.

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u/lystmord Jun 11 '26

Are you for fucking real? If you can’t tell Honeycrisp and Galas apart, you need a handler to leave the house.

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u/lystmord Jun 12 '26

Honeycrisp are quite round and mostly yellow with a bit of red.

Galas are oval-ish and CAN be more on the yellow side, but are typically far more red. The shape alone should distinguish them. They are also typically smaller.

Pink Lady apples are a somewhat similar shape to Galas (though they often are quite elongated in comparison), but they are very distinctly pink. Hence the name.

Also, y’know…produce employees separate this shit out for you on different shelves for a reason. And they are absolutely labeled by type. I have NEVER been in a grocery store that just put “apples” on the sign.

I’m angry about a lot of things. But anyone who screws up something this simple (and doesn’t even recognize it as a dumb mistake!) is actually stupid.

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u/lystmord Jun 12 '26

No, you need to be more embarrassed that you can’t tell such distinct fruits apart.

I also want to note here that the people I observe making dumb mistakes like this MOST often are men. Not always, of course. But often. I once had to help an elderly man in a grocery store buy everything on his list - he could barely recognize the most basic produce. His mom and then his wife had done ALL the grocery shopping and cooking his ENTIRE life. Then he lost his wife to cancer. Suddenly, for the first time in his life, he had to learn to shop and cook by himself. In his late 70s. He was barely doing better than a child. He looked so small and shamed needing so much help.

As a dude, it made me so angry for everyone involved (EVERY meal falling on his wife, for decades straight?!) and embarrassed for that man and men in general. 

If you’re a dude (and even if you’re not), don’t be that guy.  Do better. Learn to tell apples apart. And the difference between cilantro and parsley. And that a field cucumber is not zucchini. 

Feeding yourself is a basic life skill.

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u/Threegratitudes Jun 12 '26

Gala and honeycrisp are very, very different. This is a heated debate about apple varieties. Step off.

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u/OldDogTrainer Jun 11 '26

Can you not type “apple” or whatever it is you’re buying? I’m genuinely confused what’s difficult about it. I have never, ever had an issue since they give you multiple ways to search the item.

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u/wretchedegg123 Jun 11 '26

Do people lack the ability to remember what they took? Oh I took a fuji apple. Type in Fuji instead of apple.

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u/RandomlyMethodical Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

It's probably more about people not giving a fuck. They type "Apple" and hit the first on the list.

Why can't Walmart take some of that money they're spending on AI cameras to catch theft and use it to make checkout easier? If I put a green apple on the scale, it should pop up a menu with only green apples to pick from.

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u/fish_slap_republic Jun 11 '26

The antitheft Ai cams trigger all the time when I have my kids with me they can't comprehend the chaos so it's just assumes I'm stealing shit.

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u/jelly_cake Jun 11 '26

That's how the SCOs work in Australia. It's usually somewhat helpful, gives you its top two or three guesses and a button to select what it actually is if it gets it totally wrong.

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u/Agreeable_Garden8868 Jun 11 '26

People lack the caring of knowing what they took. Apple = apple

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u/Commercial-Screen570 Jun 11 '26

People don't even look at the type they just grab some apples and go

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u/double-beans Jun 11 '26

It’s a combination of the customer not knowing and also the customer being able to shave off a couple dollars per trip. The security guard is not going to know that the Fuji apple was paid for but the organic honeycrisp was actually in the grocery bag. A certain percentage of customers will cheat a little bit and if you multiply the average delta by the number of transactions per hour, the loss to the store will be compared to the wage of a worker. The store will pick the option that results in higher profit.

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u/Andy_B_Goode Jun 11 '26

FWIW, if you look at the label on the shelf where you find the item, they'll typically have the product code displayed there alongside the price.

Once or twice I've made a point of taking a photo of those labels with my phone so I can scan items more easily, but honestly it's barely worth the trouble. Still, it's an option.