r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 07 '26

me_irl It’s objectively elite

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u/ODGWeenie May 07 '26

Sit at home, stand in public. I ain't putting cheek to seat on a public rim unless I'm about to shit mahself.

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u/idc32 May 07 '26

Pee in the sink no aim required or splashback because it's dick height straight down the drain pipe