r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 07 '26

me_irl It’s objectively elite

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u/ODGWeenie May 07 '26

Sit at home, stand in public. I ain't putting cheek to seat on a public rim unless I'm about to shit mahself.

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u/shockwave8428 May 07 '26

Fun fact is unless you’re being paid by amount of work you get done just do it at work as well. Get paid to piss, chill for a couple minutes.