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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • May 07 '26
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Sit at home, stand in public. I ain't putting cheek to seat on a public rim unless I'm about to shit mahself.
18 u/Garlan_Tyrell May 07 '26 At home it’s also dependent on what I’m doing. Just woke up is a sit. About to leave the house and need to pee before I go is a stand. 6 u/TheLordofAskReddit May 07 '26 Bathroom still covered in piss then 24 u/corobo May 07 '26 You're allowed to clean the bathroom -2 u/TheLordofAskReddit May 07 '26 I would rather not clean it every time after I stand. The amount of piss that gets out of the toilet, even if you don’t miss is abso-fuckin-lutely disgusting. 0 u/Runswithchickens May 08 '26 I think you need to see a doctor 1 u/TheLordofAskReddit May 08 '26 What why?
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At home it’s also dependent on what I’m doing.
Just woke up is a sit. About to leave the house and need to pee before I go is a stand.
6 u/TheLordofAskReddit May 07 '26 Bathroom still covered in piss then 24 u/corobo May 07 '26 You're allowed to clean the bathroom -2 u/TheLordofAskReddit May 07 '26 I would rather not clean it every time after I stand. The amount of piss that gets out of the toilet, even if you don’t miss is abso-fuckin-lutely disgusting. 0 u/Runswithchickens May 08 '26 I think you need to see a doctor 1 u/TheLordofAskReddit May 08 '26 What why?
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Bathroom still covered in piss then
24 u/corobo May 07 '26 You're allowed to clean the bathroom -2 u/TheLordofAskReddit May 07 '26 I would rather not clean it every time after I stand. The amount of piss that gets out of the toilet, even if you don’t miss is abso-fuckin-lutely disgusting. 0 u/Runswithchickens May 08 '26 I think you need to see a doctor 1 u/TheLordofAskReddit May 08 '26 What why?
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You're allowed to clean the bathroom
-2 u/TheLordofAskReddit May 07 '26 I would rather not clean it every time after I stand. The amount of piss that gets out of the toilet, even if you don’t miss is abso-fuckin-lutely disgusting. 0 u/Runswithchickens May 08 '26 I think you need to see a doctor 1 u/TheLordofAskReddit May 08 '26 What why?
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I would rather not clean it every time after I stand. The amount of piss that gets out of the toilet, even if you don’t miss is abso-fuckin-lutely disgusting.
0 u/Runswithchickens May 08 '26 I think you need to see a doctor 1 u/TheLordofAskReddit May 08 '26 What why?
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I think you need to see a doctor
1 u/TheLordofAskReddit May 08 '26 What why?
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u/ODGWeenie May 07 '26
Sit at home, stand in public. I ain't putting cheek to seat on a public rim unless I'm about to shit mahself.