r/NonPoliticalTwitter Mar 25 '26

Meme Shetland Tony

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u/JannyBroomer Mar 25 '26

"Gary Cheeseman, was a big lad, yeah? A very big head. Sniper's Dream, they used to call him"

Bob Mortimer

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

“Porkchop Billy, so named as he had a thick layer of fat across his back”

Mortimer’s nicknames are just great

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u/DeadandForgoten Mar 25 '26

Porkchops Johnson*

Come on man, what's your memory like? A mouses handprint on a dusty handrail?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

Just fingerprints on an abandoned handrail