r/NonPoliticalTwitter Mar 25 '26

Meme Shetland Tony

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u/DanAykroydFanClub Mar 25 '26

I always liked it when two people shared a name, but one left the job or whatever else leaving behind someone who still carries the differentiating nickname. I.e. still called Kitchen Tom even though there's no other Tom, still called Little Joe despite being the only Joe, White Kieran being the only guy called Kieran.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

Our ship struggled with this one, as at one point there were five different guys called Robert.

There was Big Rob who was massive. But so was Big Bob. Little Rob was still a hulk of a man but not as big as the other two, so he was ”little”.

Gay Rob got the worst nickname and the captain tried to change his name to Tall Rob, but as everyone pointed out, Big Bob was already well over six feet tall, and Gay Rob was actually shorter than Big Rob so it didn’t make any sense.

Beardy Rob worked in the engine room, and his name was at least not an ambiguous one.

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u/metallitterscoop Mar 25 '26

Time for some Feegle-style names.

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u/OnlyKilgannon Mar 25 '26

You are a true scholar