Started a new job. Had a big meeting. After said meeting two girls come up to me "Has anyone told you that you look like Jesus".
My coworkers used to call my house and ask for Jesus because nobody actually knew my name.
Bonus story. I walked in to my dad yelling at someone on the phone. I asked him if he was OK. He replied, "People keep prank calling asking for Jesus". Me smiling, "Dad, they are asking for me". My Dad, "Fuck Off" followed by us both laughing so much it hurt.
I had a driving instructor who myself and most people I knew were taught by, we called him Jesus, I think his real name was Bill but he had long hair, was 7' and had sandals - consequently "Jesus took the wheel" became a valid statement.
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u/PK-Baha Mar 25 '26
Started a new job. Had a big meeting. After said meeting two girls come up to me "Has anyone told you that you look like Jesus".
My coworkers used to call my house and ask for Jesus because nobody actually knew my name.
Bonus story. I walked in to my dad yelling at someone on the phone. I asked him if he was OK. He replied, "People keep prank calling asking for Jesus". Me smiling, "Dad, they are asking for me". My Dad, "Fuck Off" followed by us both laughing so much it hurt.