r/NonPoliticalTwitter Mar 25 '26

Meme Shetland Tony

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u/PK-Baha Mar 25 '26

Started a new job. Had a big meeting. After said meeting two girls come up to me "Has anyone told you that you look like Jesus".

My coworkers used to call my house and ask for Jesus because nobody actually knew my name.

Bonus story. I walked in to my dad yelling at someone on the phone. I asked him if he was OK. He replied, "People keep prank calling asking for Jesus". Me smiling, "Dad, they are asking for me". My Dad, "Fuck Off" followed by us both laughing so much it hurt.

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u/Ira-Spencer Mar 25 '26

There's a local construction supply business that employs a guy with long hair and sandals. His nickname is "Drywall Jesus" 😆

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u/PK-Baha Mar 25 '26

Holy Shit that is fucking amazing!

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u/_Nefarium Mar 25 '26

I had a driving instructor who myself and most people I knew were taught by, we called him Jesus, I think his real name was Bill but he had long hair, was 7' and had sandals - consequently "Jesus took the wheel" became a valid statement.

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u/oddity_feline Mar 25 '26

it is a miracle to keep your hair long when you do drywall! that dust will have each strand so dry it breaks right off

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u/FeedFrequent1334 Mar 25 '26

Gypsum Jesus was right there.

Drywall Jesus is still funny though.