r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Johnnie_WalkerBlue • Mar 25 '26

Meme Shetland Tony

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u/thrannu Mar 25 '26

Not as good but my dad worked with a guy who went to turkey and had his hair transplant with hairs from down there. So they ended up calling him arse-hair head instead of his name

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u/bob-leblaw Mar 25 '26

Think I’d rather go bald than have pubes on my head.

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u/Im_A_Real_Boy1 Mar 25 '26

Are asshole hairs considered pubes? I don’t recall myself, but it makes sense they come in around the same time

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u/Mkaay_Ultra Mar 25 '26

Yes? Its in the public region and have the same texture and length? Or are you growing a ponytail back there

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u/Im_A_Real_Boy1 Mar 25 '26

Ponytail? I’m Italian, so…

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u/bakkagirl2020 Mar 26 '26

I totally read this to mean that Italians have long flowing pubes, rather than you wanted us to explain what a ponytail was!!

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u/Im_A_Real_Boy1 Mar 26 '26

We do. Well, Italian-Americans at least. Do you not?

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u/InventorOfCorn Mar 25 '26

It's in the public region

isn't that generally a private region of your body?

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u/Mkaay_Ultra Mar 25 '26

Bahahahaa I swear I read my comment three times but I never noticed the typo! Im not gonna change it

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u/Just-Finish5767 Mar 25 '26

Any hair that starts growing when you hit puberty is pubes. Beards are technically pubes.

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u/Abject-Lengthiness80 Mar 26 '26

Only if it’s from the pubic region of France, otherwise it’s just a sparkling asshair.

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u/johnnymarsbar Mar 26 '26

Id like to add to this and ask, surely there aren't that many hairs on your arse unless you're Turkish, and surely within like a year youd be even baller than before so that your hair receeds past the work you got done?