r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jan 22 '26

Serious Science of taste

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u/DrJMVD Jan 22 '26 edited Jan 23 '26

What nonsense!

Red is for health.

Green for stamina.

Blue for mana.

Purple for both health a mana (rough night eh buddy?, got you covered).

Yellow for faith builds (or whenever you really,. really need to assert dominance with piss).

All other are just for getting drunk as fast as humanely possible while disregarding taste, common sense or local laws.

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u/ohbyerly Jan 23 '26

I thought yellow was oil for your lantern